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“It’s called sex, it’s an app for the Droid.”
The rap community lost an amazing artist this weekend. Fuck that sucks, he was so young in the great scheme of things, only 28 years old, and he died in his sleep. He was one of my favorite overall musicians, and he only got to put out three albums. Eyedea was one of the best rappers Minnesota has ever spit out, and I’m really, really sad that I’ll never get to hear any music from him. I remember when I first discovered Eyedea and Abilities, the E&A album blew my fucking mind, and I had to have more. I searched and searched for anything and everything he recorded, and absorbed it day after day, month after month. I found a copy of Oliver Hart and I couldn’t stop listening to it. His rhymes were so amazingly analytical and complex that every time I would hear a song, I would understand that much more of the complete picture. It was almost like reading a science book or something. I felt like I had learned something every time I listened. He was so much more than some underground rap artist. He was a true poet, with real shit to say. Fuck it’s hard to find good music like that anymore. So after that I dug deeper and found a copy of his first actual album, First Born. Oh man, that album is so fucking sick. If you only listen to one song from First Born, listen to Birth of a Fish, or Powdered Water too. These songs are nothing short of pure brilliance in perspective and insight. If you catch a copy of Oliver Hart, Step by Step has always been my favorite, but honestly, all of those songs are good. Of course the E&A album is my favorite out of the three. Every song on that album is fucking awesome. Fuck, I can’t imagine what his mother must be going through. Losing a child is supposed to be the hardest thing a parent has to deal with. Your son touched so many lives through his music, and through that music, he lives on. Do you have any idea how many kids were inspired to write rhymes because they heard an Eyedea and Abilities track? Fuck, so many. You will truly be missed. R.I.P Michael Larsen, AKA Eyedea. You were a visionary. :(
- Here’s a quick little piece of advice. If you talk shit to someone on the internet who is a mod, and they kick you out of a chat room because you were talking shit, you aren’t allowed to get angry. When two cunts get together, they form super mega ultra cunt. No one wins at that point. So, if you wanna talk shit, start your own podcast. That’s all.
- Hey honey, we need a way to attract attention so people will buy our pit bull puppies. I got it, a Confederate Flag! Perfect!
- Let’s have a quick history lesson about Florida. Did you know it was America’s 27th state? Yea, I agree, who gives a fuck.
- So hey Danni, tell us about how awesome your new phone is doing. This is a perfect testament as to why carriers should NOT put their crap-ware on top of Android. Android is just fine the way it is, just be the dumb pipe you were meant to be.
- Here’s some fun you can have in your local Verizon store. Go look at the floor models of the android handsets, and install the “Sex” app from the market place. Then crank the volume and walk away. Good times.
- Kind of looking forward to the Club Kali rap show. Performing isn’t as fun without Shaun. Hurry up and come back so we can take over the rap scene. You can find all of our music at the Jamhole music page, or my Soundcloud profile.
- I made my last beat payment. Fuck that shit was expensive, so help a brotha out. If you guys cover the beat costs I’ll just give this all away for free. Otherwise I’ll have to sell it, and I really don’t want to do that.
- We got some stickers again, so if you want them, donate some cash or send a self addressed stamped envelope to the PO Box. Thanks Chickadee!
- Waiter, what is that earth worm doing in my salad? Waiting for you to take a picture of it for Twitter, duh!
- This guy should probably just be put down. Why would you ever do something like that? You really only humiliated yourself. What a waste.
- Let’s make fun of each other real quick for our poor career choices.
- Let’s have a huge round of applause for Taiwan for trying to legalize whore houses. I’m totally down with that.
- The Twilight Zone porn parody wasn’t very good. I don’t get it. They could have done so much more with that. On the other hand, This ain’t Avatar XXX was much better. If you ever wondered what Navi look like fucking… kind of… Check it out.
- The sleazy school of the year award goes to this school from the Lower Merion school district. Here are all of the damages they have paid out so far.
- Hey mommy, why is that gator looking at my pet turtle like that? Oh no, you can hear the shell crunching. That’s pretty brutal!
- This is why you should never try to save anyone. You could end up dead!
- Killing toddlers with the Master sword… Fuck yea, pretty bad ass. You should have tried to kill yourself harder though. You totally failed.
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