Ep 422: Pedosexual

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“I will give you something revealing, something lovely for your nights alone.”

Don’t stop get it get it let me put my Jamhole in it! Go join the Jamhole Forums and interact with the Jamhole community. Then, tell your friends about the show and get them to join. You know you aren’t a member of enough online message boards yet. You know you’ve been waiting for me to do something about the forums ever since Ning started charging. What bullshit that was. It’s funny to me that I went ahead and got a simple machines forum up and running rather than pay the 10 or 20 bucks a month to keep the old ning forums going. I wonder how many other people did that. Oh well, it was a business model designed to fail. Who’s digging the Rap Music Project? I started a thread in the forums for people who have downloaded it. If you don’t mind, I would like you guys to write honest reviews about it there so I can see what I want to do differently for this next album. I spent some time with my brother today and finally got him to finish a couple of the twenty different hip hop beats he started making. Oh man, these are fucking GENIUS! This whole album is going to be fucking genius. I have eight chill laid back raw hip hop beats from Metty the Dertmerchant, I have Ev-g creating some genius over there in the UK, and now I have my very own brother filling in the rest of the time on this new album. It’s going to be brilliant. So yea, go get yourself a copy of Lyrickal and Mat Lee’s Rap Music Project. It’s FREE underground hip hop made right here in Kalispell Montana. 406 represent!

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  • It’s time for the 2010 podcast awards. Go to podcastawards.com and nominate the Jamhole in mature and people’s choice, and the Hot Box for education. Then, if you want to fill out the rest, check out the forums thread.
  • Please stop saying boss so much. Thank you. Listen to this episode of Nice Man. Smelling disgusting toes for 20 bucks, the worst!
  • These are the rest of the podcasts you should probably nominate. You’re welcome.
  • Come join the new Jamhole Forums! They are boss. FUCK!
  • Danni will give something to whoever donates the last bit of cash to put us over our goal. Yea, good luck with that. As of writing these notes on Sunday night, we are at $95. Almost there!
  • An album full of INXS cover songs. The best!
  • Let’s discuss eight wonderfully creepy parasitic beasties that can seriously fuck up your day. Thank you Dr. Brendanos.
  • Congrats to Berger for becoming the first Jamhole Forums moderator. Do you want more stars? We are still taking applications for one more forums mod. If you spend time on the internet, and you enjoy the show, submit your application for Danni as to why you should be a mod.
  • China seriously knows how to keep it’s people down. Nice work China.
  • It’s time to party to celebrate getting your child back from DCFS. Let’s get wasted! Ready set HIKE!
  • The Pedosexual’s guide to Love and Pleasure… I guess Amazon.com has something for everyone. Here’s a code of ethics for all the ped’s out there. Holla!
  • I do not want kids. Danni is just misrepresenting the truth. You’re an idiot and your missing the point.
  • Tigger the cat still walks gingerly even though all four paws are burned. What a dick. I’m just going to put the kitty here in the oven while I get to fuckin!
  • Props to the Tuberous Bush Cricket for having the biggest nuts! 14% of your body is NUTS! Fuck yea.
  • Some hidda hadda herdda from South Carolina. Naked dude Noah Smith broke into a home, and the cops found him naked, on drugs, and had a mouse up his ass. Fuck yea.
  • The choking game claims another victim. Another sad retarded victim. Parents, please raise your children, because clearly you are not doing your job. At least it’s killing the Christian kids.
  • Let’s talk about having kids.
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By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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