Ep 428: Give Thanks


“I’m going to guess that she’s having a miscarriage.”

Has enough time passed yet? Sorry, with all this video editing and everything, I haven’t had much time to dedicate to writing show note intros. I’m mostly done with that now, so we’ll be back on track soon. In the meantime, fuck it, just go listen to the episode, makes sure you are subscribed to the show, write us a nice review, and move on with your day.

  • It’s much warmer in here ever since I hung trash bags over the windows. That’s how we winterize up here.
  • Let’s learn about Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Here are five awful thanksgivings in history.
  • Dr. Brendanos graces us with Fear and Loathing… in her VAGINA! Are you even ready for this? What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a vagina? Email info@thejamhole.com and share the love. I can’t believe he actually¬†dissected¬†it. I love the internet.
  • I am not a fan of the way a nuva ring feels when it tries to enter my penis. That is NO!
  • Danni has a ton of lady fans on YouTube. Check out the surgery documentary.
  • Apparently my urologist threw in a free cock piercing when I had my surgery. Thanks doc!
  • If you didn’t know and you have a vagina, you wipe front to back. Clearly, you do not want to push the feces INTO your vagina. You want to push it AWAY from your vagina.
  • Let’s go to the United Arab Emirates for vacation and have sex, so that we can get the shit caned out of us. NAH! Are you fucking kidding me? Sharia law is completely ridiculous, and has absolutely zero relevance in our modern times. You wonder why other countries make fun of your stupid bullshit laws. God bless America, and no where else.
  • This is what happens if you are a female living in these weird Sharia law governed Middle East countries. How much fun would we have if Danni and I went to the Middle East. If we did that the next time you would see us is in an internet video, most likely getting our heads cut off.
  • This is what happens when your bullshit religions get carried away. I blame the freemason’s… and god.
  • This is why we need to ban paint brushes in schools, even though this has never happened before. Talk about a series of unfortunate events. Raise your kids. I apologize for the recording of the news story. That didn’t quite work out the way I thought it would.
  • Something I am thankful for? The godfather of Ectasy, Alexander Shulgin. This man is a genius, and I would love to go see his movie. This is a great story of a great man.
  • Get yourself a copy of the Jamhole 404 show for only $5! Then go listen to the after show for free brought to you by Redfox over at Sporkroast. Then go check out the hour of free bonus footage over on the Jamhole YouTube page.
  • Email info@thejamhole.com or leave a message at 406.204.4687. If you enjoy the show, help us keep it going. We have our very own dedicated server to ensure you get brand new Jamhole episodes super fast. This of course, costs lots of money. Money that comes out of our own pockets. So if you wanna help us out, we would greatly appreciate it.
  • Also thank you to everyone who nominated the Jamhole for the Mature category in the 2010 podcast awards. This is our third year in a row getting a nomination. That’s a turkey! Fuck yeah!!

By Mat Lee

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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