TJH 823: Butthole Janitor

The Jamhole Ep 823
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“Don’t get sad, here, you can have a degree too buddy, it’s ok.”

Welcome back to a fresh episode of the Jamhole free comedy podcast. Today we find our heroes giving Ben the best birthday present a depressed guy in his middle thirties could ask for. A podcast! Thanks to everyone out there who listens and enjoys this nonsense. We’ll see you on the other side!

Ben sells art over at BenwithaPen.com!

Starting out the show with a quick happy birthday to our good friend Ben. If you wanna show your appreciation for Ben, and his amazing ability to thrive while putting in the bare minimum, you should check out what he has available over at BenwithaPen.com.

What old men should be doing...
This is what
What old men should be doing...
old men should be doing…

This is what old men should be doing… It’s funny to me that this post started out as commentary on some website called the Baptist Standard. Their tagline states they are connecting God’s story and God’s people… whatever the fuck that means.

What old men should be doing...
I mean just look at
What old men should be doing...
how happy these two beautiful old men
What old men should be doing...

I found them by doing an image search for the phrase “this is what old men should be doing trump biden ai meme.” Also of note, if you scroll down in that article they make a Bill Cosby reference. Just gonna set that there…

Need INPUT!

Because I think robots are cool as fuck, and also because the world could always use more DAOs, we decided to help create BbotDAO.com who’s goal is to fund and build a fighting robot to compete in the Battlebots competition. We need that giant nut! If you like robots and shit, come hang out in the Bbots DAO Telegram!

five, six, pick up stick...
Five, six, pick up sticks…

If someone could go handle tree removal at the disc golf course, that would be fantastic.

Distorted View Daily
Distorted View, the gift that keeps on giving

Shout out to Timmy Boo what it do! He’s finally getting around to updating the Distorted View website. If this works without any issues, that will leave only Uhh Yeah Dude, and The Jamhole, as the longest running podcasts using the oldest tech.

You want to hear something that made me both proud, and super, super disappointed? Go to 28:38 in the podcast, and listen to how lost these two get while I try to take a bonghit. The “Ok then” from BJ followed by Ben pretending to give a shit about which lighter I was looking for.

Can we just bask in a moment of silent awe for Ben, and the fact that he’s somehow managed to make it 37 years on this planet. That’s no easy task.

Adult baby diaper fetish
Go watch the video, this place is insane!

Do we have any adult baby diaper age play enthusiasts? Las Vegas is the spot for you! I would also be curious to see the stats on how many people wear them for medical reasons, vs fetish reasons. I would also be super curious to see which state / country is adult babying harder. Apparently the place is open to all ages until 5pm, then it’s adults only…

Is it just me, or does BJ sound really, really disgusted with the whole adult baby thing?

So while we’re in Las Vegas for the Bbot DAO, we can also go take a tour of the Adult baby diaper fetish museum…

You ever yell at your kid so loud you throw your back out?

Ecuador Cocaine Bust
Ecuador Cocaine Bust

Ecuador showing up this week with a 22 ton cocaine bust.

Stolen Stanley cups
Stanley Cup Bust

For fucks sake, can someone please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me what the fuck is going on with this Stanley cup thing? Well, regardless, this lady was found with about 2,500 bucks worth of the damn things.

Eli Regalado, shitcoin preacher
Eli Regalado, shitcoin preacher extraordinaire…

Remember in that one song when I rap about shitcoin preachers? Welp, cheers to the profit. This shitcoin preacher comes to us from Colorado, and Jesus told him to grease y’all. Check out the video of this dude in action. You gotta be a special kind of retarded to fall for this shit.

Steven Ballantyne
Steven Ballantyne

Teachers are straight up losing their minds… or they simply stopped giving a fuck, because y’all barely paid them shit. So this one is kinda on you. Although if I had to guess, I would say this is a finance cuck that possibly went wrong.

Iowa promised $75 million for school safety. Two shootings later, the money is largely unspent.

Spirit Airlines still the most LIT way to fly. Today is cocktails and no pants day!

A car crashed into a Cracker Barrel in Lexington Kentucky.

Thanks for listening! Go get the cake!


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Kosmosovo
Kosmosovo
Take the Money
Take the Money
Clown Ass Shit House
C.A.S.H.
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
PLUNDR
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

Check out the first two EP’s released by Finn Martin AKA Mat Lee and RAC FM Records.
Ep 1 is Little Nightmares, Imagine the Smell™, GM Fam, and PLUNDR all available now on Bandcamp, OmniFlix, and OpenSea.
Ep 2 is Kosmosovo, Take the Money, C.A.S.H., and the Art of Bork Bork (not released yet), also available on Stargaze (maybe) and Bandcamp (definitely).

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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...