TJH 828: Truth Trails

The Jamhole Ep 828

“Did they fuck me? How hard did they fuck me?”

Welcome back to a brand spanking new episode of the Jamhole! Today we are utterly thrilled to welcome Ben back to the show. That’s right! The three amigos are back in the studio and back at it again.

Ibogaine has the potential to save your life, assuming your life consists of being a fucking degenerate drug addict, crackhead, giggityconomy burnout, or just another run of the mill high power executive imposter syndrome carrying BITCH. Let’s take a trip back in time and space to episode 127 of the Hot Box podcast recorded on August 26th 2012.

I’m not a mechanic, and apparently neither is Ben. It’s a good thing we have these high performance slotted brakes so we can STOP. Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention. Something, grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly… Will it ever stop?

Vanilla Ice
The man, the myth, the legend…

Yo, I don’t know, turn off the lights, and I’ll glow. To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle…

After shelling out 5k for brakes and shit, now might be a great time to mention we have a Patronus, as well as a good ol fashioned donate page via Paypal or Cash.

Queue up the Hattian cannibal footage?

the monkey future
Who you trying to get crazy with essay? Don’t you know I’m loco?

First, let’s discuss what in the actual fuck is going on with Baboons. This whole bit started out because our friend Robo over at RAC FM sent me a YouTube short.

distorted view daily
Welcome to the circus…

This caused me to do a bit of googling to see if there was any recent news about a baboon uprising or perhaps something foreshadowing the monkey future Timmy Boo over at DV is always talking about. The only thing that really came up was this article from July 15th 2016.

monkey see monkey do
Such vibrant culture…

This one is called Monkey see, monkey do! Street performer is threatened by animals with a CLEAVER after using the same blade to force them into cruel stunts.

The footage obviously looks different but also sort of the same.

monkey future stealing vans
Some mangey looking monkeys… Welcome to the monkey future.

I then came across another story from July 27th 2020. This one is called Baboons ‘armed with knives by visitors’ wreak havoc on cars at Safari Park.

A google search for “Baboon attacks” brings up this healthy little AI tidbit: “Baboons are rarely dangerous to humans, but they can inflict serious injuries to dogs. Baboons can also intimidate humans, especially women, in urban areas when scavenging for food.” Thank you AI!

Baboon Control
If you or someone you know needs help controlling their baboon, please send them to the baboon control website.

Finishing up our journey into the monkey future, let’s take a look at this helpful list from a website in Western Cape that has a page called Baboon Control

Do you like chemtrails? Well how do you like those chemtrails?

Want a little truth? The truth behind those white streaks trailing behind jets in the sky? Can you handle the truth? Ben is still struggling with it.

The coolest URN ever ?

The family of the Titan submersible passenger clears out his $1.7M home and auctions OceanGate memorabilia ahead of sale.

Hey Idaho, you suck so fucking bad you can’t even get legit doctors to live there.

Feet fetish
Hell yea I lick toes… Just wash them shits first.

Ben, have you perhaps thought of selling feet pics online? This one is called man who hasn’t worn shoes for three years sells pictures of his dirty feet online.

Mr Chorizo I presume
Haiti going through their gangland story arc. Godspeed Haitians.

Haiti showing up this week. Well, parts of it at least. Ariel Henry was quoted as saying, “My government will leave immediately after the inauguration of the council. We will be a caretaker government until they name a prime minister and a new cabinet.”

The Jamhole, documenting the decline of humanity since 2008.

shutterstock bacon
Shutterstock bacon is the best bacon.

Are you ready for worm in the brain time? How much bacon have you been eating lately, and how well cooked do you think it has been?

Voicemail line for you: 406-204-4687

Boeing Boeing
Boeing Boeing

Are you ready for one more rabbit hole? Boeing whistleblower John Barnett found dead in the US. Barnett was a former quality control manager at Boeing.

Wheel falls off United Airlines Boeing 777 and crushes cars in San Francisco.

50 injured on Boeing 787 as “strong shake” reportedly sent heads into ceiling.

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Come check out the first Jamhole grift track! It’s also on the Patronus!

Peep that Patronus

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Take the Money
Take the Money
Clown Ass Shit House
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

Check out the first two EP’s released by Finn Martin AKA Mat Lee and RAC FM Records.
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Ep 2 is Kosmosovo, Take the Money, C.A.S.H., and the Art of Bork Bork (not released yet), also available on Stargaze (maybe) and Bandcamp (definitely).

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By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...