TJH 836: The Age

The Jamhole Ep 836
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“You ever just like, wanted to just fucking take a swing at somebody?”

May the 14th be with you! See, it just doesn’t have quite the ring to it as the 4th, but that’s alright. It’s ten days later and we’re back with a fresh episode of the Jamhole for you to listen and laugh at… or with. Your choice, this is America after all.

Mamma had a great visit. It’s always nice when mamma comes and kicks it for a little bit. She must have good luck flying, zero issues there and zero on the way back.

Clockwork Orange
This is fine…

Time for a bit of the ol Ludwig Van… You know that scene in clockwork orange where the kid is in the mental ward with the things attached to his eyes forced to watch horrendous things? I believe it’s called the Ludovico Technique, and that’s basically what this recital was like for me.

Have you ever tried to rebuke something? Give it a try some time. Who knows, you might get lucky.

Working in the Vault
Welcome to the Vault!

I finally pulled the trigger, and filled out a job application. What job you ask? Well, it’s to be an overseer of a vault. We’ll see how that goes.

killer whales
We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

The orcas are back at it, and they have claimed another vessel. This one was a “yacht” in the strait of Gibraltar.

Trolley problem
Pop quiz hot shot…

Are you familiar with the trolley problem? Every good overseer can easily make this decision. I am that person, and I excel at making these types of decisions.

pelican eats spoon
Is this pelican about to eat a plastic spoon?

What’s up with all the starving brown pelicans in the bay area?

dead Michigan fish
What’s up with all these dead fish?

While in the same vein, what’s up with all the dying fish in Michigan? Michigan? More like Fishigan…gone. Fishigone… FUCK.

1962 Lockheed 1329 Jetstar
She’s seen better days…

This dude named James Webb (not the space telescope), purchased one of planes that belonged to Elvis, and is now turning it into the dopest RV. Check out the video on his YouTube page here.

Red Lobster is having a fire sale… auction.

Have you ever wanted to dip into the restaurant business? Now might be the worst time, but also the best time. Red Lobster is liquidating a TON of their gear over at RestaurantEquipment.bid.

Gasoline in the booty hole
Gasoline in the booty hole…

You know the group chat is lit when you get videos like this before they hit the media. Now we’re all wondering what sort of kink requires a gas pump up the butt. Here’s the original uncensored video if you really want to see it before it gets removed again.

The Portal
They are just taking the mick…

In our recurring segment, “This is why we can’t have nice things” we go to the portal connecting New York to Dublin.

Sploshing
The money shot, as they say…

Have you ever heard of sploshing? Welp, you have now. You’re welcome. Fuck, did I just become a splosher?


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Kosmosovo
Kosmosovo
Take the Money
Take the Money
Clown Ass Shit House
C.A.S.H.
Bork Bork
Bork Bork
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
PLUNDR
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

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By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...