TJH 837: Be Like John

The Jamhole Ep 837

“Tik Tok keeps telling me I’m retarded, I’m starting to believe it.”

Chilling on a Saturday evening for a fresh episode of the Jamhole and guess who swang by? Well, you’ll have to listen, but here’s a spoiler alert. It’s Ben. Ben stopped by for the show. Sit back, blaze one or two or three, and enjoy the lols.

The Last Dance

Congrats to the homie Ant for getting the new gig! If you haven’t already, check out his podcast!

Have y’all watched The Last Dance? It’s on Netflix. I know this sounds like an ad but we don’t do ads here.

Me shooting hoops…

We watched it and if you grew up in the 80s / 90s you will probably enjoy it. We all wanted to be like Mike at some point.

My new podcast job in the vault…

Some quick updates about the Overseer position I applied for. Turns out it wasn’t for Overseer, it was for radio broadcaster… So yea.

Have you heard any college commencement speeches lately? Holy fuck we’re more fucked than we thought if that’s the future. Tim played some audio on a recent DV show of some crypto bro giving a speech trying to pump his bags then singing this little light of mine… Good luck America!

Trust me bro…

At D’Youville University in Buffalo, they even rolled in Sophia the robot to give a commencement speech.

Beware the nine tail fox…

Remember that time the OSS did a bunch of acid and came up with crazy military ops? Remember when they made foxes glow to scare the Japanese? It was called Operation Fantasia. We also mention the Radium girls, which you can read more on here.

You get 500, and you get 500, and you get 500!

Since we’re so ADHD, let’s circle back to commencement speeches. In Dartmouth, a billionaire gave everyone 500 bucks for themselves, and 500 to give away. Umm, thanks?

Bow down before your virgin mary toast god…

The Vatican showing up this week with some new rules on miracles and shit. Basically if anyone is going to grift believers, it’s going to be them, so back off eBay virgin Mary toast scalpers.

Has anyone thought about putting up “indulgences” on the blockchain? KrusadeKoin coming soon.

The Devil riding Hella 1

Let’s chat about vigilantes and one of New York’s last super heroes. Have you watched the 2011 documentary called Super Heroes? Yea I did not either but you can check the trailer here. I might, but I have not yet. Let me introduce you to the Devil, and his mighty steed, Hella 1.

Have you ever been Black and gone to a Walmart? You too could possibly get harassed for a sweet 475,000 dollar payday.

Gimme all your nuts!

How much to get one of your nuts blown the fuck up by a rubber bullet? 1.5 milly? More?

Putin it up

Russia showing up this week with a helpful manual for Russian housewives…

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Take the Money
Take the Money
Clown Ass Shit House
Bork Bork
Bork Bork
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

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By Finn

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