TJH 838: Possessed Clown

The Jamhole Ep 838

“I feel like everyone has accepted that, except for me.”

We’re back with you here in Jamholia on a calm, cool, and collected Sunday evening discussing the bullshit of the week. No matter the stresses of life, you know one thing is usually fairly constant. That’s us, here, talking shit about things we have no business talking about. That’s what makes this podcast so great.

Caityln and Trump
We’re gonna make so much fucking money!

It’s good to see that in a fully decentralized timeline, we get the grifters we deserve. Check out who’s shilling their new shitcoin!

the dude abides
The dude abides…

Remember a while back we talked about that dude who was going to live underwater to see if it made him stronger? Welp, it maybe kind of made him younger?

Ok so I did a bit more research (googled it real quick), and apparently hyperbaric medicine is a thing. Maybe?

rock you like a hurricane
Rock you like a hurricane!

Buckle up buttercup, this year is going to bring us some pretty exciting weather. Lucky for everyone, it’s in all the garbage states. Welcome to the Jamhole weather report.

seal shark bites
Come on down to SharkSmart!

Massachusetts showing up this week with a Jaws-esque warning to be mindful of hangry sharks.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Not saying it was a whale, but let’s just say I won’t be surprised when the investigation turns up that it was a whale.

Whale, that’s how it goes…

Alaska showing up this week with a fisherman who is pleading guilty to telling one of his ship homies to shoot this fucking whale!

Orange Alaska rivers… That’s good work boys.

Alaska sticking with us for one more quick one. Apparently some shit is melting and inside that shit was some other shit that is turning some rivers an orange ass color.

married then divorced a ghost
Have you met my ghost boyfriend clown?

Hey Oxfordshire, how’s your mental health holding up? This woman says she’s marrying ghosts and shit. Legit or AI? Would you stay in the Clown Motel?

54 big ones. That’s good work.

This just in! If you are a competitive eater, you’re not as healthy as a non competitive eater… Mind = Blown.

In tech news, Microsoft is being investigated for all the data their new AI bullshit is collecting and totally not encrypting or whatever. Read about it here.

The Millennial saint
The best religion!

The Catholic church showing up this week with a new millennial saint. Shit’s about to get holy lit famalam.

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Take the Money
Take the Money
Clown Ass Shit House
Bork Bork
Bork Bork
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

Check out the first two EP’s released by Finn Martin and RAC FM Records.
Ep 1 is Little Nightmares, Imagine the Smell™, GM Fam, and PLUNDR all available now Bandcamp, OmniFlix, and OpenSea.
Ep 2 is Kosmosovo, Take the Money, C.A.S.H., and Bork Bork also available on Stargaze and Bandcamp.

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By Finn

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