TJH 857: Positive Energy

The Jamhole Ep 857
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“I raised myself, there was no supervision.”

Welcome to the last Jamhole episode of 2024… Maybe. We’ll see if we can squeeze another one in between then and now. Today’s episode has the whole gang back together, so I hope you all enjoy the amount of cat herding that takes place behind the scenes to make this all happen.

Let’s start things off strong with some Roommate Beef! This is a retarded little bit where we live basically all the best parts of the Real World. BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF!

Ben finally admits how he’s been completely crushing it lately, and by crushing it, I mean cooking steaks and setting off smoke alarms at 3:30 am.

Oscar Mayer Wieinermobile
The top of the meat influencer heap.

If you’re looking for a new career path, Oscar Mayer is hiring for a meat influencer and Wienermobile pilot.

PORK AND BEANS!
PORK AND BEANS!

For those not familiar with the “Pork and Beans” reference, here’s a video to help you get up to speed.

At least we’re old enough we won’t have to worry about it. Here’s a “study” showing how teens aren’t drinking, smoking, or getting as high as they probably should be.

Dr Mario Fent
Dr Mario is in the house.

Last year was the deadliest on record for people in Portland who are homeless. The rest of us will be homeless or dead in the next 5 years.

If the drugs don’t get you, the raw oysters might. L.A. showing up this week with some Norovirus laced Fanny Bay XS oysters from Pacific Northwest Shellfish Co.

In a scene right out of dumb and dumber, this poor flight attendant walked herself right off the plane, and into a hospital.

Ascension got hit for 5.6 million patient and employee data.

Emotional Support Drones
Emotional Support Drones

The FAA issued a ban on drone operations in dozens of areas of New Jersey and New York until mid-January. I too made a little drone sighting video. Check it out here on my twitter sheet.

Jennie Gage
Jennie Gage, Tradwife Influencer

Heavenly father made you to be a mommy, just like me. Now praise his fucking name! Let’s talk about tradwives and tradlives.

Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch
Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch

Ending the show on a high note with the poor innocent Hawk Tuah girl Hailey Welch potentially getting in a little trouble for the Hawk token rug pull.


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