TJH 874: Quicky Dick

The Jamhole Ep 874
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“I’m probably going to have to get a Hummer at this point.”

The Jamhole back with you on the public feed for episode 874. Thank you all for joining us on this very intimate episode of the Jamhole.

I got the four track ep finished up. We’ll be dropping it on April 20th as NFTs on Stargaze, but if you are a member of the Patronus you already have access to them. I’ll update the album art as we get it finished up.

These slugs be out here fucking.

SuS Records
SuS Records

Have y’all heard of SuS records? I believe we’ve played a song or two of theirs at the end of the show. According to their twitter account, the Music is AI, the Arrangement and Lyrics are Human and 100% SuS.

Did a little fun photography at the park, patronus members stay tuned for exclusive pictures.

Roommate Beef? Who’s got a quick dick? In my defense, I’m 44 and I’ve reproduced, my body is calling it quits. I’m also apparently going blind.

2024 YR4
2024 YR4

Time for another asteroid update. Our good friend 2024 YR4 is back in the news.

American Circus Day
American Circus Day

April 3rd was American Circus Day. I could have sworn that’s literally every day, but whatever.

A swingers club in Plymouth Connecticut showing up this week, and then getting promptly shut down. Sounds like the church next door has some beef.

An Amtrak train in Pennsylvania went on a little killing spree. This is probably a good time to shout out the r/BitchImaTrain subreddit.

now-former mayor of Minot, Tom Ross
Former Mayor of Minot Tom Ross

North Dakota showing up this week with a mayor who sent the wrong message to the wrong person.

Felipe Hoyos-Foronda
Felipe Hoyos-Foronda

Queens also showing up this week with a gentleman who fucked up some butt procedures. Also, if you have to go to someone’s house to get the procedure done, you probably shouldn’t do the procedure.

Sex positions
Sex positions

Which sex positions are people most curious about? Here’s a completely retarded article that sparks even more retarded discussion.


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