TJH 922: Mental Blueballs

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“You guys ever worry about like, exploding randomly?”

Welcome back to another Friday night episode of the Jamhole. We want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that our disintegrating civilization has survived long enough for us to record another show. I’m Mat, that’s BJ, and together we continue sorting through the flaming dumpster of modern existence so you don’t have to doomscroll alone in the dark like some kind of emotionally exhausted raccoon. Let us do the doomscrolling for you! Besides, we need the dopamine way more than you do.

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I wrote a blog post about our Leaf Bowl 2026 experience over on Dope Depot Reviews. You should check it out if the weed game interests you.

Cheers to a mostly seizure free week for BJ. Which means the next couple of weeks should be seizure-full.

Visioneers
My Spirit Animal

We should all take a moment to watch the movie Visioneers again. I feel like this each and every morning, just trying my best not to spontaneously explode.

Tell me how to make it better, and I’ll make it better.

Bar Keepers Week 306
Bar Keepers Week 306

Bar Keepers week 306 is up. Go show your boy some love.

Trump JR and Bettina Anderson
Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson

I have no idea why this is news, but here we are. Place your bets, will Trump attend his son’s wedding?

methyl methacrylate tank oopsie
Leaking toxic chemical tank in Cottage Grove Ca.

Cottage Grove checking in this week with a 34,000-gallon tank and a faulty valve. So what’s in it? Welp, it holds a flammable liquid called methyl methacrylate, which is used to manufacture resins and plastic parts in the aerospace industry. So that’s nice.

Rogerio Miranda De Souza
Rogerio Miranda De Souza, Tesla gym creeper

Florida showing up this week with a gym creeper in a Tesla. Weird huh?

Tony Waller Assemblies of God Rapist
Tony Waller Assemblies of God Rapist

Long before an Assemblies of God pastor was convicted of rape, children told church leaders about hidden cameras, drugged drinks and abuse, a new lawsuit says. Check out Pastors and Prey series here.

Let’s shift gears a bit and see what sort of articles BJ is sending in.

Let's Clean
Time to Clean

It’s super interesting she came with this one first. Experts from Zen monks to psychologists say there are mental health benefits to be found in such manual chores as sweeping, mopping, and clearing away clutter.

License to Kid
License to Kid

Parents give kids “licenses” so society doesn’t panic when children go outside. I guess we kind of did the same thing, but it’s a stupid smart watch so we can constantly monitor her performance.

Cocaine by SKIMS
Cocaine by SKIMS

Cocaine hidden inside SKIMS shipments proves capitalism has completed its final evolution. Wait, so this is our final form?


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