Ep 455: Shocking Douche

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“This douche owes you a blow job.” We apologize for missing a show. It’s very rare when it happens, but sometimes it happens. Just know that when we do miss a show, it hurts us just as much as it hurts you, perhaps even more. We pour a lot of ourselves, motivation, money, blood, sweat…… Continue reading Ep 455: Shocking Douche

Ep 454: Electro Pollution

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“People are making billions off of crap.” Here is the first spoken word piece I wrote for the Get Poetry open mic poetry slam I’ve been filming and streaming live. Remember, if you are local you can come down to the Boiler Room every Sunday (Except February 6th because of the Super Bowl), and watch…… Continue reading Ep 454: Electro Pollution

Ep 453: Social Standpoint

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“That’s like 1 terabyte of debt.” This is our show. What are you doing? This is how it goes when you’re sick of losing. A quick choice made either left or right, then the noise over powers your ears, left with sight. Then the light blinds your eyes like a knife stabbed between the brow,…… Continue reading Ep 453: Social Standpoint

Ep 452: Data Hoarder

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“Is it better for a girl to use their hand or to actually take something and shove it up in there?” Another jam packed episode of the Jamhole, done and done. We do this show for you, are you listening? Every now and then I like to ask all of our listeners to send us…… Continue reading Ep 452: Data Hoarder

Ep 451: Black Powder

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“Nate’s gonna walk in and see me crying like a bitch.” Let’s see, how many licks does it take? That depends, how many dicks are awake getting baked? A question with a question to make your head spin, a sentient sentence preaching to the dead wind. Capture the caption of the captain of rapping who…… Continue reading Ep 451: Black Powder

Ep 450: Lucky Charms

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“If she was my grandma, we would sit back and smoke blunts and write fucking rhymes all day.” I must like typing, because typing is all I do. Words for me, and some words for you. I want you to read what I’ve written so far, before you ask for more, it’s my faux pas.…… Continue reading Ep 450: Lucky Charms

Ep 449: The Truth

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“No wonder you go on Skype dates.” I was on Facebook today and saw something that kind of appalled me. This is more of a marijuana related item, but since I don’t write show notes for the Hot Box, I figured I would share it with you here. So as you all may or may…… Continue reading Ep 449: The Truth

Ep 448: Virtual Rape

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“I would not wanna be whoever she’s casting her spell on.” Shiny happy people holding hands… whiny crappy steeples blowing fans… Cry me a sappy week full of that old romance. Pro rate the stay and give me the rest cash back so I can be on my way. Paid in full fluctuations back and forth to…… Continue reading Ep 448: Virtual Rape

Ep 447: How to Fuck a Cow

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“The Jamhole, it’s like watching a baby die.” For all of you lonely citizens of the internet, the Jamhole proudly presents, How to Fuck a Cow. First of all, when fucking a cow, you need to ask yourself, is this really what I want to put my dick in? If you answered yes, then please,…… Continue reading Ep 447: How to Fuck a Cow

Ep 446: Flipper Babies

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“May 21st, 2011, go fuck yourself.” Yay, it’s a monday show. Today is Friday. I like how as soon as I get the show notes all caught up, more appear that I have to do. It’s a never ending cycle of a coming to an end person. Podcasting some life into a dark void and…… Continue reading Ep 446: Flipper Babies