Ep 341: True G Shit


“Can you feel your dick in her stomach when you’re fucking her?”

I think some of the countries we share this planet with seriously need to make some changes before they can expect anyone to take them seriously. I mean fuck guys, just from the two plus years of doing this show, we’ve come across some pretty outrageous ridiculous shit that some of these “societies” participate in. Arresting goats because they thought the goat was a shape shifter, worshiping retarded mutated infants like they are a god, making women cover up their finer body parts, making marijuana illegal but alcohol legal, allowing churches to operate on a tax free basis, blaming earthquakes on meditating too hard or on women who dress a little more revealing than covering themselves with a fucking bed sheet, believing that eating fresh albino body parts is the cure for aids, and the list goes on. Granted, our country, the United States, is guilty of pulling our own style of retarded shenanigans, but I like to think that is the fault of those before us for allowing such idiotic practices to survive for so long. I mean take a long hard look at the state of things today. Not doing so hot are we? I mean granted, some of us are doing ok, but as a whole, we are seriously fucking up some big time shit. I think there needs to be at least a decade span of time, where foreign policy gets dissolved and each country focuses it’s resources within, fixing the immediate problems we face on our own soil, before anyone can be expected to fix everyone else’s problems. I believe that if we do that, get all of our individual countries to a self sufficient state where we are living in a somewhat homeostasis with the resources we have at hand, we will be in a much better position to help out on a more global level. But fuck dudes, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if we keep going the way we are going, we are going to collide head first with a major wake up call, and I promise, it isn’t going to be the least bit pleasant for any of those involved. Including us… So please, wake up, and let’s try to fix this huge mess of shit those before us have so kindly blindly created and left us with. That way we can leave a habitable planet for future generations to come.

  • Let’s welcome Brayden back to the Jamhole. It’s been a while, and we all missed you. Also, a huge shout out to Ustream for completely fucking up the broadcaster before the show. I hope they spend some of that $75,000,000 on some new programmers.
  • In other news, we are still picking through the rubble of Jamhole Corporate. Let’s all pour out a little liquor for everyone who lost their lives because the Islamic extremists crashed a plane into it.
  • We have some proof of the 8 mile effect. A huge thanks to Jamholia member Gerard for keeping his eyes and ears open out in the field and sending us this awesome clip. If you want the mp3, go to the forums and check the music player. Now that’s true G shit!
  • Thanks to MDS for sending us the 8 bit version of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon. This is so fucking awesome.
  • Here is the link to the pixel bomb video we were talking about. It’s also on the forums now.
  • Brayden takes us through the suicide of his best friend. So what stage of the grieving process are you in now? Roddy will be missed.
  • Brayden also has a girlfriend now, so of course, let’s talk about her! If you have braces, don’t brush your teeth with cock. If you do, expect to get slapped in the face.
  • The dating pool is pretty slim if you’re looking for a girl who doesn’t have kids. Good luck guys!
  • The great boobquake of 2010! A +8 Iranian cleric blames the earthquakes on women dressing like whores. Your logic is flawed +8 cleric of darkness. I will defeat you. Count how many breast puns there are. Here is another site talking about Boobquake 2010! Apparently is also made it on the Colbert Report. That’s so fucking awesome.
  • Jamholia member Nicole calls in wishing Danni a belated birthday. Thank you so much for the Evil Dead the Musical tickets. Also, your voice is so fucking sexy. Just saying…
  • Vehicle airbag abortions… That’s all I have to say about that.
  • Danni is getting a complex lately because she doesn’t look like anorexic girls she sees. You aren’t built that way, and you are beautiful just the way god made you.
  • Blippy leaks some credit card numbers. That’s what you get for putting THAT much information out there, you egotistical fucks. You deserve it. I hear they are looking for a new security guy.
  • Redfox calls in with something or another, I forget what, I tend to zone out when he calls in now.
  • Let’s talk about some marijuana legalization shit. This guy pretty much gets it ALL wrong.
  • Speaking about how awful alcohol can be, check out this shit. Shot and lynched because you were drunk driving and you ran into a pregnant woman. That’s what you get for drunk driving.
  • The Book of Matthew digital download is only $1.00. Go to the store and get your copy now! Also check out some Jamhole Church stickers, and our first live audience show, the 250 episode.
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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...
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