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“It’s not an abomination, it’s a miracle.”
So the people have once again spoken, this time with flamboyantly limp wrists, bright hot pink cut off shirts, and an overly accentuated lisp of SSS’ssss. The ban on gay marriage in California was over turned, allowing any Tom Dick and Harry to get married to each other. I’m not gay or anything, but if they wanna get married I think it should be their right. I mean fuck, if you want to be just as miserable as a straight male female couple, then why the fuck not? I mean who really cares? I honestly don’t see what the big problem is with this whole thing. You can’t use the sanctity of marriage excuse, because that gets destroyed on a daily basis each and every time a straight couple files for divorce. You can’t use the religious excuse because not all of us have been brainwashed to believe in the ridiculous bullshit that you might believe in. It’s people’s belief systems that make them so intolerant to things like this. I’m glad to see that we have fixed ALL of the other problems we face as a nation, so now we finally have time to make a decision on whether or not a couple of gays can get married to each other. To me, this is almost as stupid as marijuana still being illegal. I mean really, it’s kind of the same thing if you think about it. Regardless of the gays being able to get married, they are still with each other, they are still fucking each other’s assholes and sucking each other’s dicks. If this has been happening the whole time, and the fabric of our society is still holding strong, then who gives a shit? Let them get married. Obviously if the gays being allowed marriage rights was going to usher in the apocalypse, it would have happened by now. It’s the same with marijuana. People have been smoking marijuana since way before the first state passed it’s medical marijuana law, and people who live in states that marijuana is still completely illegal, are still smoking it, so what’s the problem? Clearly if everyone smoking weed would have caused some serious negative side effects, we would have felt them by now. We’re all smoking pot, and everything functions just as it always has, so who fucking cares? Legalize it, tax it, just a little bit, and move the fuck on with your lives. You aren’t protecting anyone from anything by being a dick to the gays. You aren’t saving the children from the evil pot smokers by making pot illegal. The sooner our government can wake the fuck up and pull their heads out of their asses, the sooner we can focus on real problems. You know, like the wicked opiate pain pill epidemic that is sweeping our nation. Or maybe the fact that we’ve been in the Middle East fighting a war we can never win for over a decade now, while our brothers and sisters are over there dying for a nameless cause. It’s sad when you see what gets attention focused on it, and what gets pushed to the back burner.
- It’s good to have Danni back. She’s been pretty sick, but she’s getting better.
- So let’s have a huge round of applause and welcome Big Mouths back. It’s been a while. The wet cheeks comment was so fucking funny. It’s good to have you back.
- Remember, September 25th is our second annual Jamhole live audience show. I have some time off, so the Jamhole camping trip will be Thursday the 23rd and Friday the 24th. If you come in from out of state, you are welcome to be on the podcast either Monday or Wednesday. So plan accordingly. We’re gonna have a party! You can RSVP on the Jamhole forums or the Facebook group. You can text me if you have any questions at 406.848.1739. Or email info@thejamhole.com. Check out the 250 page to see the trailer for the first live show. You can also purchase the full movie for $5.
- Wyclef, what are you thinking? Have you ever been to Haiti? No one in their right mind would want to be president of that shit hole. Good luck Wyclef.
- Holy CHRIST, what the fuck is wrong with your baby’s face? This is most defiantly not a gift from god.
- It’s cool, my car runs on piss and shit. Well actually it runs on methane, but the methane comes from piss and shit. Word to that.
- This is why you shouldn’t do meth while reading the bible. It just fucks your whole world up.
- No I wasn’t beating my wife, we were dancing. DO THE DANCE!
- This is why bondage is done with two people. Once you tie yourself up, that’s about it. I bet Danni likes to be choked. Very observant of you Berger.
- Why did you burn those two boys’ private parts? You crazy bitch. She also burned them in the anus. Not nice. That’s what you get for ass fucking the neighbor boy.
- You should really hire a better hit man. I bet the plan sounded really good in your head. I have jokes like that sometimes.
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