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“Are you good? Can I continue my speech?”
Thanks for checking out another banging episode of the Jamhole! I’m Mat and that’s BJ and we’re back with our nine hundred and ninth shit show check in on the state of reality through various resolutions.
Guess who got to go out for their birthday? That makes me happy, it’s good to go mingle in public sometimes. Especially if I don’t have to go too.
As you may or may not know, I’m basically a famous author now. M.K. Anders, at your service. Allow me the honor of giving you the pleasure of hearing me read Incident Account V from Unfit for Contact. You can find a draft of the book on our Patronus, at least until Thursday the 26th.
I finished book 7 of Dungeon Crawler Carl series. This Inevitable Ruin… Now I’m waiting until May for book 8 to drop. In the meantime, I started another one of Matt Dinniman’s books, Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon. I have to say I am NOT disappointed.
In the News
US now ranks behind only Russia as top world peace threat in German eyes.
Body cam video shows police walk into hazing incident at Iowa fraternity house. This shit is creepy as fuck, and I’m not completely convinced it isn’t AI. But here’s the video if you want to watch it.
Hugh Hefner’s Widow Says Photos Of Underage Girls Found In His Scrapbooks And Journals. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Suspect identified in stolen ambulance chase with patient still inside. Note to self, next time you steal an ambulance, make sure it’s empty.
8 phrases a man starts saying when he’s quietly given up on happiness. Do you find yourself saying any or all of these phrases on a daily basis? Write into the show and tell us about it! Email info at the jamhole dot com.
Cat food sold in 10 states, including Oregon, recalled after report of pet illness. I would hope Jamholians know better than to feed their prized kitty cats some bullshit like this.
Snoop Dogg’s credit card declined at Winter Olympics dinner — so he repays Milan restaurant in a special way. I don’t even have words. My dude has had the craziest career arc.
Dentist arrested at pediatric dental office for allegedly performing surgery while intoxicated. I mean is there any other way to perform? Who here would, and thinks they can fix her?
Multistate outbreak of highly drug-resistant salmonella linked to trendy ‘superfood,’ feds warn. Everything’s a miracle these days, until it isn’t.
Mexico navy seizes submarine with four tons of cocaine. I couldn’t even imagine being trapped inside a submarine while on cocaine. Especially one of these janky fucks.
Kim Jong Un shows off 50 new rocket launchers designed for ‘special attack. So that’s something to look forward to.
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