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“There’s a lot of dicks in here you guys!”
Welcome back to another episode of the Jamhole! We kick this one off proper for the month of May with actual sunlight in Oregon, which is pretty freaking weird. BJ opens the blinds like we’re trying to brute-force happiness back into existence, while I’m preparing for the Leaf Bowl, mentally budgeting how much weed and tobacco I’ll need for my spliffs.
If you thought we were getting gouged at the pump decades ago, look at us now! If nothing else, it’s a good day to go hand out dabs to strangers and pretend society is holding together.
My apologies for the audio popping sound. I completely forgot to turn off the laptop audio signal, and for some reason it likes to pop. I will try to find a more permanent fix.
So we went to Leaf Bowl, and spoiler alert… WE WON for best hydrocarbon extracted cart! Queue up “We are the Champions.” Now that I’m an award winning extract artist, there’s gonna be some changes.
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What do you know about Looks Maxxing? Well, that cringe ass name is where young men are taking self-improvement to extremes, including dangerous cosmetic procedures and questionable internet advice. What used to be basic self-confidence has somehow turned into a full-on optimization strategy driven by social media and insecurity.
Contractors tasked with training AI systems were exposed to private and sensitive footage captured without clear awareness from users. It raises some obvious questions about surveillance, data collection, and how much of daily life is quietly being used to train machine learning systems.
Did you know sperm can hide sometimes? Let’s learn together! We have a new AI-powered fertility breakthrough where technology is used to locate viable sperm in cases of male infertility. It’s one of those rare moments where AI is doing something genuinely useful, even if the concept itself sounds like science fiction.
On the lighter side, here’s a story about a coach charged with assault after striking a student during practice, which turns into a conversation about discipline, boundaries, and how quickly things can escalate when patience runs out.
Allow me to introduce you to the Ginger Geologist as she schools us on tectonic activity in the Pacific Northwest. Basically, scientists are observing a subduction zone beginning to fracture, which could eventually lead to major earthquakes or geological shifts. So if everything else wasn’t enough, the ground itself is also working on a long-term exit strategy.
TLDR
It’s a sunny day in Oregon. Leaf Bowl is incoming. Men are breaking their faces for attention. AI is spying on everyone and finding sperm. Coach loses patience six or seven times, and the Earth is splitting open to swallow us up.
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