TJH 933: Rat Patrol

The Jamhole Ep 933
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“That’s fine, my thing is big enough to go around.”

Welcome back to the Jamhole, where episode 933 lands on a Sunday Fun Day that contains no fun, just cleaning, suffering, blurry webcams, and neighborhood kids dragging a shopping cart into a tree fort full of dog shit like they’re beta testing the housing market.

The Jamhole Ep 933 Live Video
The Jamhole Ep 933 Live Video

I am super happy to say the Patronus did not forsake us again. Paying members can watch the video from episode 933! Free members, you can watch them live and still get access to the high quality audio.

It’s good to see kids learning skills that will help them later in life, like building places to live using trash.

Nishikigoi Carp
Nishikigoi Carp

Japan showing up this week with 100,000 ornamental carp, or nishikigoi being swept away in Chiba Prefecture before they could be sold.

Tesla Boat
Tesla Boat

My heart goes out to everyone dealing with these floods. Everyone except for this silly Tesla owner who turned his box of batteries into a boat.

Noreaster Flood 2026
Noreaster Flood 2026

Happy Noreaster to everyone who celebrates!

Rat Patrol
Rat Patrol

Let’s head north into Canada’s rat-free fantasyland. Alberta has prided itself on being essentially rat-free since the 1950s, but a dead rat found in Bowden triggered the province’s legendary Rat Patrol.

doctor doctor
Doctor, it hurts when I do this…

What’s the worst thing you can do in the E.R.? Besides hitting the doctor? BJ says having a surgery and leaving something inside of her. I don’t think I asked the question properly.

Gun Safety Tips
Gun Safety Tips

What’s the first rule of gun safety? Here’s a hint, it’s like Fight Club, which we also don’t talk about. At least not in Alabama where a man showing his son and his son’s girlfriend an antique gun collection allegedly discharged a loaded .22 revolver, fatally shooting the girlfriend.

BJ has also blessed us with some news stories from her feed today. Lock in gang this could be a wild ride.

Elon Fonz
Who has two thumbs and is tarded?

Social media has collectively shut down ads for some four hour Elon documentary. I mean four hours? Calm down this isn’t the MCU.

It’s always interesting to see what kind of articles she sends me.

Meta Pervert Glasses
I just can’t…

Who’s ready for pervert free anti pervert smart glasses? I know, literally no one.

Next up we have a UK man who was sentenced after manufacturing and selling counterfeit vinyl records from artists including Taylor Swift, the Beatles, Coldplay, and Kendrick Lamar.

How do you live the good life if you’re a fugitive drug kingpin? Obviously, you buy a country!


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