Ep 420: Poo Splatter Analyst

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“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m gonna cut your throat!” This is how we type words into the ether. Sneaky like the dense fog creeps up on the unsuspecting morning dew drops. Creepy as all hell, sleepy usually after I post bail for the ghost with the most fails. Time ticks by,…… Continue reading Ep 420: Poo Splatter Analyst

Ep 419: Freedom

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“Everything is completely different now.” Ok, just about caught up on show notes. Fuck, putting out these live shows for you all to enjoy takes a lot of fucking work. Maybe once you hear about the struggle, it will make the live show worth $5. Not that, you know, just the pure content of the…… Continue reading Ep 419: Freedom

Ep 418: Heart Burn

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“I can’t open the gate because I’m in heels.” I hope you all remembered to turn your clocks back. Actually, I really hope you have come far enough in life that you have a clock that knows how to do that on it’s own. If you still have to manually switch clocks back, get new clocks. Sure,…… Continue reading Ep 418: Heart Burn

Ep 417: Holy Magoly

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“Oh my god, that’s where I used to hang out!” Thanks to Matt Besser for calling in to talk about his new show on Comedy Central called “This show will get you high.” We had a great time. Click the read more link for links to everything Matt Besser, and some videos from the brand…… Continue reading Ep 417: Holy Magoly

Ep 416: Matispell

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“Do you want to play zombie apocalypse with me?” I’m going on a writing strike until I get a $40 donation. Mostly because I really want to go to this cabin, and mostly because I know there is enough of you out there that listen to this show to make that happen. So that’s it.…… Continue reading Ep 416: Matispell

Ep 415: Ta Da

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“How did you first get hooked on Oxycontin?” The snow is on the mountains which means winter time is pretty much here. This also means that everything in our little valley slows down as all of the tourists go back home and the snow birds go south for the winter. I love it when it…… Continue reading Ep 415: Ta Da

Ep 414: Still Alive

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“You’re a sensitive little mushy thing.” So, I’ve been 30 years old now for roughly three days, and I have to say, that as of right now, Danni was absolutely right. I feel exactly like I felt when I turned 29, which is exactly how I felt when I turned 25, which is exactly how I…… Continue reading Ep 414: Still Alive

Ep 413: Boom Meatloaf

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“This is what I ordered, this is what I got.” We’ve been doing this show for quite a while now and I’ve mostly just done whatever came naturally to me. Of course, having a day job where I’m driving around all the time, I’ve been listening to podcasts for quite a while, so I’m sure…… Continue reading Ep 413: Boom Meatloaf

Ep 412: The Mangler

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“Here’s the safety, and this is the pipe.” I keep getting older, I’ve stopped getting smarter, and the more I think about life the more I want to make hell an offer, I’m moving in, straight to the top of the bottom, dressed in nothing but my socks, but at least there’s plenty of hot…… Continue reading Ep 412: The Mangler

Ep 411: No Fear

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“It’s called sex, it’s an app for the Droid.” The rap community lost an amazing artist this weekend. Fuck that sucks, he was so young in the great scheme of things, only 28 years old, and he died in his sleep. He was one of my favorite overall musicians, and he only got to put…… Continue reading Ep 411: No Fear