Ep 309: Super Fart Spray

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“Bigger chick, bigger dowry, that’s how this works.” The people that populate this valley are some of the biggest hypocritical self righteous pretentious retard jerk off’s I have ever come into contact with. We probably have more churches per square mile than New York has Starbucks, and you would think that with a town full of…… Continue reading Ep 309: Super Fart Spray

Ep 308: Rockin Knockers

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“By the way, that’s not going to heal back up all the way.” I love the fact that even though we’ve come so far in our evolutionary path, people still hold on with their last breath, to ancient traditions and thought processes. Sure, some people need that feeling of being watched over by a grandfather figure in…… Continue reading Ep 308: Rockin Knockers

Ep 307: Red Tide

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“You have a cat in your pants.” A couple of weeks ago, I was kind of annoyed that my pipe was so clogged with resin, I couldn’t really smoke through it. I was even thinking of cleaning it the fuck out. But then, I was stopped by a thought of how much more annoying it…… Continue reading Ep 307: Red Tide

Ep 306: The R Word

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“I should be offended, look at what came out of your wife’s vagina.” Holy fucking shit, have I mentioned how fucking sore I am? My route Wednesday wasn’t so bad, it consisted of an 80 mile drive, six stops, then another 80 mile drive back. But today is 40 stops, up and down stairs. I’m walking like…… Continue reading Ep 306: The R Word

Ep 305: Moral Compass

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“You have to make the bait more obvious sometimes.” If you spend any amount of time interacting with religious people like I do, you will have heard one of their many arguments of god’s existence, called the morality argument. This argument comes in many different flavors, the most popular being, “In my younger days I was a…… Continue reading Ep 305: Moral Compass

Ep 304: Baby Killing Spree

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“I will make a movie about me, kicking your fucking ass.” The more I read “God is not Great” by Christopher Hitchens, the more my mind is blown at how people can believe some of the things they believe in. It’s like they stopped caring about what was going on around them five years after…… Continue reading Ep 304: Baby Killing Spree

Ep 303: Tech Support

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“I need fur to express my inner being.” So it’s that time of year again, when the president addresses this great nation of ours. What I find very amusing about this whole thing, is that he keeps saying things we already know. Let’s get back to work he says. Hey Obama, we’ve been working this…… Continue reading Ep 303: Tech Support

Ep 302: Business or Pleasure

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“Dana’s in the bathroom right now, and she wants to blow you.” I was going to write something completely clever and thought provoking here, but I don’t want to spoil the actual episode too much. Plus because of who we had on as a guest, I’m not really allowed to say anything. I know this…… Continue reading Ep 302: Business or Pleasure

Ep 301: Church Punk

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“I should write a parenting book, I hate kids.” The older I get, the more I start to have massive, blinding realizations about things. Some more obvious than others, always ending up bringing a cheeky grin to my sad weathered face. The latest of these is the whole 21st birthday thing. Probably because just last…… Continue reading Ep 301: Church Punk

Ep 300: And Still Shit

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“Do you remember when we got ripped off for buying weed, twice?” Three hundred episodes in the can, almost two years of doing the jamhole and we’re still going strong. Just make sure you don’t measure how strong we are going by the sound of this episodes Kaboom. Let me give you a little inside…… Continue reading Ep 300: And Still Shit