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“So you went out with your cock out, and now you have bumps?” According to this CNN online article, the DEA is looking to hire Ebonics translators. Just let that soak in for a moment. Ebonics, if you aren’t familiar, is the “language” African American’s tend to speak when among their own kind. Mostly this can be…… Continue reading Ep 391: Rape the Population
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“If you get in a wreck on that road, you’re an idiot, and I hope you die.” Today was just one of those days. You know the kind. The sort of day that drags on like it was being taken against it’s will to the chopping block. It’s like all of the retards that live…… Continue reading Ep 390: Speed
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“I suck at rapping if you’re not there with me.” As if the American population didn’t have enough bullshit to deal with, we are now in the midst of the largest egg recall in history. We sure are all about doing shit bigger and better than everyone else. Let’s take a quick tally of the…… Continue reading Ep 389: Vision Quest
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“I’m going to be a wraith queen.” Sit up straight and speak with posture, foster thoughts inside this monster, without a home to cover up these feelings, the being grows old and smothers the bleeding. So I walk with discomfort each day I breath and talk the talk to make you believe, that everything will…… Continue reading Ep 388: Daniel
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“Did you just call me an ugly hoe?” This is how I know we are truly in the digital age. Back in the day, if you wanted to hook up with someone of the opposite gender (you know there wasn’t any gays back in the day), you would have to go to where the opposite gender was…… Continue reading Ep 387: Shh Cool
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“Guess you can’t yell when you’re face down in water.” So the story goes, and it goes and it goes. When does it stop? No body fucking knows. The river of time flows in direct proportion to the amount of time spent on our toes. Feel me? Well then stop, because we just met, are…… Continue reading Ep 386: Rape Bait
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“If we modeled our society after Starcraft 2, we’d be great.” One step closer to the American dream. The derelicts scream on the silver screen. We pay big bucks to see it, give a sick fuck and critique it, until in the end you end up being it. So chew it up then spit it…… Continue reading Ep 385: Mr. Awesome
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“It’s not an abomination, it’s a miracle.” So the people have once again spoken, this time with flamboyantly limp wrists, bright hot pink cut off shirts, and an overly accentuated lisp of SSS’ssss. The ban on gay marriage in California was over turned, allowing any Tom Dick and Harry to get married to each other. I’m…… Continue reading Ep 384: Risk Management
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“I just wanna have fun.” Famous last words in a life that wants a chance to tame the vast herds. You can’t go out dressed like that, they will eat you alive. You can’t go out sad like that, they’ll mistake you for their wife. You can’t go out fast like that, they think you…… Continue reading Ep 383: Snek
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“My big brain makes up for my little penis.” My brain is mush. Much to my dismay, I trained at lunch to fight in this game. Between my fits of rage and constant reminders of what you could have been, another haunted insider. Here’s a tip for you, run. Don’t look back, just run. Don’t…… Continue reading Ep 382: Dream State
