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“You can’t use legislation to save a dying business model.”

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“No you don’t, you live in this online fake reality.”

This is how you change the damn world, one mind at a time. Please keep an eye on this and pay attention. Pay attention like your life depends on it. Now press play and follow along. This is a comedy show, but sometimes we need to be serious with you. This is one of those times. We discuss a lot of really important topics in this episode. Of course, most of those topics get made the fool, because let’s face it, if you can’t laugh at the sad kitten moments in life, how do you ever expect to survive? Evolve or die right? I mean really, if the fool made the topic, it seems only poetic.

We saw some history in the making this past week, and it was very inspiring. I hope this inspires a generation or two to get off their asses, turn the video games off, and start looking around at what you can do in life to make this world a little better. Because at the rate things are going, those who have had control of the planet for the last few decades, have, to put it bluntly, fucked some serious shit up. But think about it, what do they care? They are going to be dead within the next decade, so they don’t give a shit. It’s our problem. It’s your problem. It’s my problem. I really think if we can look at educating the younger generations and instill in them this deep seeded idea of urgent unity, we can eventually turn things around. No body said it would be easy, but it’s something that must be done. We must no longer allow greed and corruption the power to shape our government and bias decisions that affect all of us. This whole system is outdated and needs to be upgraded, or built once again from the ground up.

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“They basically just do the same thing that you do, except they’re good at it.”

Here are the show notes, short, quick and to the point. I find sometimes I have a hard time being concise when I write these damn things. I’m going to make an effort to be more mindful of everyone’s time, and try to understand better that not everyone has time to read full on essays about a stupid comedy talk show. That being said, I try to be complete, so no matter if you choose to listen to the show and follow along, just listen or just read, you get the full Jamhole experience. Are you experienced? History was made on January 18th, are you in the know? Do you even know what this fight is all about? Does it even matter? Who cares, just do what you came here to do, and read some show notes!
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“That’s our relationship, in terms of quantum physics.”

I know what you people come to the site for. It’s all clear to me now. You want to read about what we discussed on the episode you stream right from the site. Why not throw in some pictures to make the text seem not so overwhelming? Ok, I can do that. We don’t want the site to load slowly, so I’ll try to keep it to a minimum on the main page, but we’ll see if each episode can have something special that we can all relate to. Either way it should be something different. Here’s the notes!
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“I don’t want to have sex with you anymore.”

It came and it went, here one blink and gone the next. This was the last episode of 2011. I find it really amusing that a lot of people are saying how glad they are that 2011 is over. That 2011 was such a crummy year, they don’t think it could possibly get any worse. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news during these oh so troubled times, but this bullshit is just getting started. If you honestly think the worst is now behind us, you are clearly a part of the problem, and not the solution. Sarah Connor, she always had a solution trying to keep her son alive so that he can one day lead the resistance against the machines and save the human race from extinction. Sorry, we’ve been watching the Sarah Connor Chronicles, like nonstop ever since Friday night. Good stuff. Anyways, join us for the first episode of 2012, starting Sunday night! You will also start seeing the site here change, probably this evening. We’re going to make the site much more readable, since I do a lot of writing on here. You’ll see, and trust me, this change is for the best. Here’s some fucking notes…

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“Would you like to share with the class?”

Look at that would you? Another piece of the puzzle complete. It’s almost the new year which means fresh starts for everyone. Yeah right, we’ll see how long that lasts. I believe there is nothing a human loves more than a good solid reset. There’s just something about being able to start over (in their mind at least) that makes our brains go on dopamine overload. It’s really weird if you think about it, because in all honesty, you know you’re just going to fuck up, probably the same or in a worse way than you did the previous year. But hey, if humans are good at one thing, it’s making bullshit resolutions then completely not following through with them. Anyways, time is short and the list of shit I have to get done is long, so here’s some fucking notes…

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“Well yeah, I don’t know what my mom tastes like though.”

Christmas has come and gone, another year almost finished. One thing you can usually depend on is The Jamhole delivering free awesome content to help kill your time with. That’s right, it’s time to re-brand ourselves, and show the world we really are. A massive waste of time! I know when people listen to podcasts, unless they are learning something, you’re actually just finding ways to help keep your mind occupied (don’t pepper spray me bro), for however long you need a break. That’s what we do best. We have discussions about all sorts of crazy stupid whack shit, hopefully making you laugh and think a little more than usual, and by the time you check back into reality, the appropriate amount of time has passed. The Jamhole, professional time killers. Just like that arcade game. Remember Time Killers? Oh well, here’s some fucking notes!

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“Not everything in life is about sex.”

Another great episode of your favorite comedy podcast. Getting up there, almost 600 damn episodes. Hi, how’s it going? Have we met? My life, and those I interact with will reside for eternity within the pages of this show. Just the way I like it. Do you like it? I sure hope so, because if not, then it’s all for not. So tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow and let’s get on with this show. Here’s some fucking notes.

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“Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex, you’re only asking for trouble.”

The episodes are always best when we’re well rested, which is what the average Sunday should be used for. I expect nothing less from my little slice of the American Dream. Nothing more, but nothing less. More or less. Time cherished, on the outside at least, but on the inside, it’s all sad kittens and wet dreams. The image of a thirty five year old, washed up and washed out from living the dream so hard, for so many years. It felt good, aside from the dreaded tick tock of the clock, always keeping track, never skipping a beat, dancing, hands together on hips in line with the rotation of the fucking planet. The motherfucking planet. It’s my fixation. Wanting to leave this fucking planet. Not exactly doing what it takes to get there, but soon enough, all it will take is money. Gotta make sure to remember to stop spending all the money. Gotta remember to stop burning all the money. Gotta remember… The planet! Spinning out of control were it not for the gravity. Gotta remember the gravity for allowing the planet to stay in the Goldilocks Zone. It’s all about the gravity.

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“Who’s fucking sheep in Kalispell?”

What an episode that was. We apologize for the shitty levels. That’s Jake’s bad. It’s always fun having the drunks over to the studio, especially when they clean up after themselves. Now if we could only get them to speak into the microphone. It’s almost that time of year again, where people ask for a ton of shit no one in their family can afford, then pretend to be completely satisfied when all they get are socks and underwear. That’s why I don’t wear underwear. You can’t get me something for christmas that I don’t wear. I’ve cracked that code. So people have been asking me what I want for Christmas. Is world peace out of the question? I want John Pike to get pepper sprayed in the face for three hours straight while listening to Christmas music blaring on repeat. That’s what I want.

If I can’t have that, I suppose I’ll have to settle for the Galaxy Nexus, a eee Transformer Prime, and a game cube. I know, you’re asking yourself what the fuck I would ever want with a Gamecube, but hoestly, I loved that thing. Besides the Super Nintendo, the Gamecube was one of my favorite consoles. I never got into the Xbox or Playstation 3 movement. I did however, have the original Xbox when it first came out. I actually won one of the systems Taco Bell gave away way back when. I also had an original Playstation, but only for playing Final Fantasty and Forsaken. Ah, the good old days. Anyways, if you want to get me something cool for Christmas, you can always send cash or cards, to the Jamhole donate page, or to the Jamhole P.O. Box. We also have a few wishlists, so feel free to pick something cool from there, or find something that I haven’t put on the wish lists yet. It’s been a while since I updated them. We have an Amazon wish list, a Think Geek wish list and one from B&H Photo Video, and a New Egg wish list. You give me stuff, and I’ll give you show notes.

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“I’ve tried to watch that fucking movie like three times now.”

We had another fun episode, as Sundays should be. Relaxing and fun. I was told by Mike Boudet of Am I bugging you fame that Sunday is football day, and that’s it. My dad used to always say that. He would say that god understood why he wasn’t at church, and that him and god were at home watching football on Sunday. I always thought that odd, because if god was at our house watching football with dad, why did we have to go to church? It seemed more logical to stay home and spend time with god and dad. Mom didn’t see the same logic I did, and every Sunday morning while dad got comfy in his favorite chair, with his fake beer, we got ready in our Sunday best to go pay a visit to a god that was supposedly on his way to my house. Anyway, here’s some notes…

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“Oh my god, a buck eighty eight for towels!”

This feels like a good funny episode. It’s been a while, but I know you’re all going to appreciate this. We really tackle the hard hitting issues in this episode. With these issues, you’re gonna need some tissues. That’s Lyrickal. Since it’s Thanksgiving, or close to, I wrote a little something to help vent the hot air out of the holiday season. And I read on after the break…

Before you all go stuffing your fat faces and giving fake thanks for a day we’re told to celebrate because that’s what the government says to do, read a People’s history of the United States, then tell me what you really have to be thankful for. If you can actually read that book, you will have a whole new outlook on our “holidays.” What a fucking joke. Thanksgiving should be strictly about spending time with family and appreciating what it is you have. The whole scam about the pilgrims and the Indians is a farce, a sample of how history is written by the victors. People should really open their eyes.

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“Sir he has no hands, he’s just a dick.”

Another show, another episode, just like all the rest. Maybe this one will be funny. Better not press your luck.

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