Monthly Archives: July 2010

Ep 381: I Win

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“Get your fucking hands off of my girl.”

Ok, one down one more to go, still the same day so I don’t have anything to write about, and if I did, I wouldn’t have time to write it anyways. You know I write good notes when I have the time. You can also tell when I don’t have the time, because I write stupid shit like this.

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Ep 380: League of Jamhole

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“Happy birthday dick fuck.”

Not enough hours in a day. So much crap going on, good and bad. Sometimes I wish I could just lay down and go to sleep without having that damn alarm clock wake me up before I’m ready. Then again, if my wishes came true, I would have more time.

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Ep 379: Splice

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“We need more funding, we’re gonna get fucked.”

I found an interesting little story here about a gentleman who lost his son, because his son was away at college and thought it would be a good idea to mix oxycontin, xanax, AND alcohol. Umm, duh? You can’t mix a powerful opiate with a just as powerful benzodiazapene and then wash it all down with some alcohol and expect your heart to continue beating like nothing happened. Don’t they teach you anything in college? I really like the headline that says Oxycontin prescription abuse “a silent, growing problem” among youths. Really? Growing problem I completely agree with, but please, take one moment right now to do a google news search for oxycontin, then tell me how silent this problem is. There is absolutely nothing silent about people who are so addicted to this drug that they are willing to go rob pharmacys and sick people to get them. Speaking from experience with a bad oxycontin addiction, I can tell you that basically you have two choices. Kill yourself, or go get more pills, regardless of the consequences. There is no possible way to formulate into words what it’s like to go through severe opiate withdrawals. It is hands down the worse thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. Fuck child birth and Hellraiser, this is pain. The really ironic part about this story is that the kid drove down to southern California a week earlier and paid some doctor $75 and left the office with 90 oxys, 30 xanax, and 90 muscle relaxants. Let’s all give a huge round of applause to all the doctors out there making a HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY from selling the most addictive substance known to man. I guess you have to break a couple eggs if you want to make an omlette right? They say it’s such a problem because people have this false sense of security, because it comes from a doctor. So you get people that might not normally try drugs because of how illegal they are, but when you have a prescription for them from a doctor, you are good to go. The next thing you know you stop taking them and feel like you want to blow your brains out all over the inside of your bedroom closet. You have to understand, there is some really good honest doctors out there, but doctors are human too, and humans are greedy mother fuckers. So it happens, but people within themselves, have this desire to get fucked up. Not all, but most. The doctors are just providing a way to do that. What an amazing world we live in.

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Ep 378: Reverse Psycho

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“You can’t be a priest and do that shit.”

It’s a beautiful damn near ninety degree day here in the Flathead Valley, so rather than come straight home and do the show notes like you would all like me to do, I said fuck it, and went for a bike ride. I don’t feel one bit bad about it either, so there. Plus, you have plenty of other shit to read on the internet, so stop crying please. It’s going to be ok. One day, when I have more time for both podcasts, a hip hop “career hobby” and bike riding, I’ll write better notes. Until then, just listen to the fucking show, and keep your head up. Everything is going to be ok.

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Ep 377: Snowball

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“It hurts, but it’s so pretty.”

No answer is also an answer. Word to that.

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Ep 376: The Hawk

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“I’ll take what the fuck for 400.”

This was one of the funniest episodes to me personally in quite some time. I don’t know what it is about Shaun, but he just cracks me the fuck up sometimes. I guess the weed probably helps to. Did I mention that you might wanna be under the influence of some kind while listening to this podcast. Unless of course you’re driving, then maybe wait to get home. So I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my mother. Without her, and her mom and her mom’s mom and so forth and so on, none of this would have been possible. So from all of us to all of the mom’s that came together to have sex until one of them popped out me, thank you. Oh yea, and donate, because I’m broke right now and I could really use $20. Thanks!

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Ep 375: Mono On

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“No fucking discretion, just a mad rapist on the loose.”

So, let’s have a show of hands, who here thinks it’s a good idea to build a Muslim mosque near the site of where the world trade center used to live? At first I thought this was a ridiculous idea, until I saw that Sara Palin also thinks it’s a horrible idea. Of course, I can’t be seen agreeing with that retarded mind fuck, so I thought about it some more, and have come to the conclusion that maybe it’s not such a bad idea. I mean, let’s look at this from a terrorist prevention point of view. Who are we in a war against? Terrorists! Now, as we all know, terrorists come in all shapes and sizes, colors and cultural backgrounds. But what is the one thing most terrorists have in common? They believe in that silly Muslim bullshit. Now I’m not saying that white people don’t believe in silly bullshit, they do probably more so than the dark people, but unless you are an abortion clinic or porn store, you probably aren’t going to get firebombed by white christians. So if we don’t want the Muslim terrorists to attack whatever the fuck it is they are going to build at ground zero, you simply build a Muslim mosque near it. Not only will this prevent the Muslims from blowing it up again, but this will also serve as a deterrent to other terrorist organizations. I think the United States is the only country crazy enough to start shit with a culture that has been in a religous war since it’s people have walked the planet. This means that, on top of Muslims not bombing ground zero again, no other organization will either. They know that if they drop bombs anywhere near a mosque, they are going to be dragged into this war ad infinitum just like the United States is, and we’ve all seen how well that has worked out. So really, if you take a minute to think about it, I think it’s a great idea. Plus it’s New York, which is a pretty rancid shit hole anyways. I doubt anyone is going to notice the difference. I guess the smell might give it away. Muhammad should have added something in the Torah or Koran or whatever magical fairytale book they read out of, about taking showers and going easy on the curry. If you guys could smell yourselves, you would be more mindful of what you shovel into your head holes. Oh well, what do you do? Things are so far fucked past the point of fixing, it’s time to just hang out, get by and watch the world end.

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Ep 374: The Peephole

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“No, she was seriously scared of penis.”

Ok, let’s do this real quick like, it’s ninety fucking degrees outside and I really want to go ride before the show. Sooo, I hear that getting hooked on pain medication has gone up 400% in the last decade. That’s pretty awesome. If only every industry could do what Purdue Pharma did and make their products more addicting than air, we’d all be fucking rich. Second, Steve Jobs is defending his piece of shit call dropping Iphone 4 by saying, “Reception issues were a problem shared by the whole smartphone industry.” Umm, hey Steve dude, I’ve had a smartphone for the last 5 years, and it’s never been an Iphone, and guess what? I’ve never had reception problems. Just get up there like the old man you are, admit that you fucked up because you are like a teenager with a rice burner, you make it look all super sweet and shit, but the thing doesn’t fucking run. Go to your room and don’t come out until you make a phone that is smart enough to make a phone call, and then continue said phone call for a duration longer than ten seconds. It’s not an industry problem because if you have a Droid on Verizon, at least here in Kalispell Montana, I’ve never had a dropped call, unless of course I was talking to someone with an Iphone. The sad thing is, the guy actually sounded sad on the phone when he told me he would probably have to call me back a few times because his Iphone can’t hold a signal to save it’s battery life. Honestly, I think Verizon should keep on being the carrier that DOES NOT carry the Iphone. But of course, they’ll get it, then everyone here will start walking around with them, looking like complete fucking D’bags. SHUT UP PLEASE. Thank you. Last but not least, I’d like to mention the oil explosion take over debacle. It looks like they finally figured out how to cap that son of a bitch off. Until the methane blows, then we’re all fucked anyways. But look at it this way, in the meantime, you created quite a few new jobs with the whole clean up process and all. So nice work. In hindsight, a wise man once told me there is no such thing as bad press. So if that is the case in this reality, you guys are the most popular show on TV! Nice work!

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Ep 373: Learning Experience

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“I wouldn’t work with you if I thought you sucked.”

Could this whole BP oil disaster reach a tipping point and cause a doomsday like mass extinction event? According to this article, it sure as shit can. Apparently some scientists are comparing the methane gas escaping in the gulf to way back in the day, approximately 251 million years ago. Back then, there was another large undersea methane bubble that caused massive explosions, poisoned the atmosphere, and caused the destruction of more than 96% of all life on earth. This was called the Permian extinction event. Don’t believe me? Google that shit. Experts agree the Permian extinction event was the single greatest mass extinction in the planet’s history. Then, 55 million years later another methane bubble ruptured causing more mass extinctions during the late Paleocene Thermal Maximum. According to scientists, those subterranean seas of methane virtually reshaped the planet when they explosively blew from deep beneath the waters of what is today called the Gulf of Mexico. Now, scientists are worried that the same series of catastrophic events that led to worldwide death back then may be happening again. Thanks BP! Apparently the Deep Horizon drilling operation may have triggered an irreversible cascading geological Apocalypse that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years. I for one am super excited. Either way, we’ll try to keep on keeping on. After all, if most of life on Earth gets destroyed, and it’s BP’s fault, someone is going to need to be there to point the finger at them. I’ve got my finger ready. BP, I’m looking at you. Can anyone say Karma? You really need to read the whole article, what I touched on here is just a small part of the problems they are having, and are going to have in the Gulf. Now would probably be a good time to move as far away from there as you possibly can. Then again, if this thing happens on a global level, we won’t be safe no matter where we go. So, I wish you all the best of luck, and keep on listening. Remember, I put up the new songs I’ve gotten finished at thejamhole.com/music. I was listening back to them today, and damn, I write some pretty cool shit, if I do say so myself… and I do.

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Ep 372: Go Fish

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“Wait till this little bitch rips your heart out of your chest.”

I know I’ve been slacking on the show notes lately, but we’re trying to make some great things happen with the Hot Box podcast as well as this silly rap dream of ours, so time has been limited. So you can either read this, or wait till we talk about it on the show tonight, but we’ve gotten a couple of new hip hop tracks up. I made thejamhole.com/music which has all of the music we’ve made so far. There are two tracks from the Book of Matthew, the track of Shaun and I fucking around in the lab, then the two new tracks I just finished this weekend. So keep that page bookmarked, we’ll be posting all the music we make from now on there. In other news, we are starting to do the Hot Box two days a week. There is just way too much shit happening in the world of marijuana to do the show once a week, so along with the normal Tuesday episode, we’ll be doing an extra show Saturday in the day time as well. Hopefully that way we can keep the shows more focused (yea right), and spend more time on the topics that need to be discussed in depth. It will make me have fuck all for free time but it will be well worth it. I expect great things. I’m usually let down, but I think this will be different. Of course, the server bill is due again, so any donations are greatly appreciated, and help keep the show running smoothly. I think that about covers it for now, plus it’s about time to get ready for the Monday Funday show, so fuck yea!

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