Monthly Archives: July 2010

Ep 381: I Win

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“Get your fucking hands off of my girl.”

Ok, one down one more to go, still the same day so I don’t have anything to write about, and if I did, I wouldn’t have time to write it anyways. You know I write good notes when I have the time. You can also tell when I don’t have the time, because I write stupid shit like this.

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Ep 380: League of Jamhole

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“Happy birthday dick fuck.”

Not enough hours in a day. So much crap going on, good and bad. Sometimes I wish I could just lay down and go to sleep without having that damn alarm clock wake me up before I’m ready. Then again, if my wishes came true, I would have more time.

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Ep 379: Splice

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“We need more funding, we’re gonna get fucked.”

I found an interesting little story here about a gentleman who lost his son, because his son was away at college and thought it would be a good idea to mix oxycontin, xanax, AND alcohol. Umm, duh? You can’t mix a powerful opiate with a just as powerful benzodiazapene and then wash it all down with some alcohol and expect your heart to continue beating like nothing happened. Don’t they teach you anything in college? I really like the headline that says Oxycontin prescription abuse “a silent, growing problem” among youths. Really? Growing problem I completely agree with, but please, take one moment right now to do a google news search for oxycontin, then tell me how silent this problem is. There is absolutely nothing silent about people who are so addicted to this drug that they are willing to go rob pharmacys and sick people to get them. Speaking from experience with a bad oxycontin addiction, I can tell you that basically you have two choices. Kill yourself, or go get more pills, regardless of the consequences. There is no possible way to formulate into words what it’s like to go through severe opiate withdrawals. It is hands down the worse thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. Fuck child birth and Hellraiser, this is pain. The really ironic part about this story is that the kid drove down to southern California a week earlier and paid some doctor $75 and left the office with 90 oxys, 30 xanax, and 90 muscle relaxants. Let’s all give a huge round of applause to all the doctors out there making a HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY from selling the most addictive substance known to man. I guess you have to break a couple eggs if you want to make an omlette right? They say it’s such a problem because people have this false sense of security, because it comes from a doctor. So you get people that might not normally try drugs because of how illegal they are, but when you have a prescription for them from a doctor, you are good to go. The next thing you know you stop taking them and feel like you want to blow your brains out all over the inside of your bedroom closet. You have to understand, there is some really good honest doctors out there, but doctors are human too, and humans are greedy mother fuckers. So it happens, but people within themselves, have this desire to get fucked up. Not all, but most. The doctors are just providing a way to do that. What an amazing world we live in.

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Ep 378: Reverse Psycho

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“You can’t be a priest and do that shit.”

It’s a beautiful damn near ninety degree day here in the Flathead Valley, so rather than come straight home and do the show notes like you would all like me to do, I said fuck it, and went for a bike ride. I don’t feel one bit bad about it either, so there. Plus, you have plenty of other shit to read on the internet, so stop crying please. It’s going to be ok. One day, when I have more time for both podcasts, a hip hop “career hobby” and bike riding, I’ll write better notes. Until then, just listen to the fucking show, and keep your head up. Everything is going to be ok.

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Ep 377: Snowball

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“It hurts, but it’s so pretty.”

No answer is also an answer. Word to that.

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Ep 376: The Hawk

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“I’ll take what the fuck for 400.”

This was one of the funniest episodes to me personally in quite some time. I don’t know what it is about Shaun, but he just cracks me the fuck up sometimes. I guess the weed probably helps to. Did I mention that you might wanna be under the influence of some kind while listening to this podcast. Unless of course you’re driving, then maybe wait to get home. So I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my mother. Without her, and her mom and her mom’s mom and so forth and so on, none of this would have been possible. So from all of us to all of the mom’s that came together to have sex until one of them popped out me, thank you. Oh yea, and donate, because I’m broke right now and I could really use $20. Thanks!

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