Ep 397: Public Space

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“I have issues with you fucking the couch that we all sit on.”

“Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.”

-Socrates

Word to that.

  • Finally, the crew is back together again. Welcome back to Danni. We’re glad she didn’t end up dying.
  • Shaun is a hulk of a man, and I would really appreciate it if you would stop breaking / losing my stuff. Thanks.
  • Check the new hotness! We have 14 FREE hip hop tracks we’ve made up at thejamhole.com/music. Check out the new version of Autobiography while you’re at it. We put the new Lyrickal diss track “This is Entertainment (Fuck Friday)” after the podcast. Enjoy that shit!
  • If you talk shit, you might very well get a rap song written about you.
  • If you watch the Jamhole live, and you are sick of the ads, donate ten bucks a month and we’ll take care of it.
  • Jerking off with a fleshlight is a lot of work. You need at least a good hour or so to fully enjoy it. Thank you Shaun, for walking in on me in the middle of my love making session. Also, we need more lube. Thank you.
  • Let’s all listen to how Danni almost died from a kidney infection. Also, this is the worse feeling Danni has ever felt in her vaginal area. That’s right, she’s a delicate flower. Demerol was the D word drug she was trying to think of. How the fuck did we miss that?
  • If I’m ever sick, just leave me the fuck alone. You don’t need to see me like that, and I don’t want to see you like that. I will not go to the hospital to see you unless you are dying.
  • I was simply expressing my discomfort at how long it was since I had sex with my girlfriend, that’s all. Ok, I’m a careless asshole. Some have even called me a maniac. That’s pretty flattering.
  • That’s just how much I love you. I have to fuck you all the time. You can probably fast forward the next 25 to 30 minutes or so until we get to Shaun’s story.
  • Shaun gets his dick teased by 5 little Asian chicks while rocking the bar up in St. Mary’s. Word to that.
  • Live tweeting your heart attack, LIKE A BOSS! This would have been a whole different kind of story if he would have died.
  • Apparently the research is in, and picking / popping your zits is both addicting, and not good for you.
  • Let’s give a little tiny round of applause for the new official world’s shortest man.
  • The German Communist party comes through once again… for the kids. Here kids, have free pens that project pornographic pictures when you press this button. Super sweet!
  • How do you kill a podcast? Treat them like vampires. Stake to the heart duh!
  • Vampires suck was a horrible movie. You’re welcome.
  • Make sure you RSVP for the Jamhole camping trip and the 404 live party show! It’s going to be awesome.
  • Donate some cash and help keep this beast rolling forward. Also, send us post cards to the PO box.