Ep 468: Shitstorm

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“You wait till I tell god what you did to me.”

I’ll be hosting the Get Poetry open mic this Sunday while the rest of the gang is in Columbus Ohio at the Women of the World Poetry Slam. Check out their site, looks like a pretty awesome event. Drive safe guys! So it’s gonna be a good time, show up early if you want to take part in the writing workshop, then stay for the open mic. I’ll try to whip up something interesting. All the details are of course, on the Get Poetry Facebook page. Also, if you enjoy the Jamhole or the Hot Box, or both, make sure you are a member of our forums. There are all sorts of great discussions going on in there. Come be a part of it!

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  • I’m going to tell you a story, don’t judge me. As the name of the episode implies, there was a shitstorm. Let’s all re live this amazing moment in my life. Over and over again. And it wasn’t a courtesy flush, it was a “if I don’t flush, this may end up getting clogged” flush. They are two totally different things.
  • This of course leads into a whole discussion about proper pee and poo etiquette. I don’t know if you know this or not, but when you poo, you pee. It’s unavoidable. If that doesn’t happen to you, then there is something wrong with you. It’s like holding your eyes open when you sneeze.
  • You guys can’t wait for this new album. You get to hear a whole album produced by Ev-g, Danni singing, and of course, me doing the rapping. We are planning on having the album release party when we do our third annual live show here in Montana. In the meanwhile, go to the Jamhole Music page and listen to the Rap Music Project.
  • So do you guys want to hear about Charlie Sheen from the Jamhole point of view? Of course not, everyone has probably talked this thing to death. I may be the reincarnation of Charlie Sheen. I too, have Tiger Blood running through my veins. Let’s try and get Charlie on the show.
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  • Looks like we have a report coming out of the Maldives of a baby getting it’s head cut off because it was stuck in the vagina. Looks like we have a bad case of prenatal diabetes.
  • Let’s play a clip of this drunk preacher. He tried to bribe the cop with a blow job. Oh man, what a great story. Thanks god! Make sure you watch this fruit on the video. It’s pretty priceless.
  • I pretty much butchered this intro, but these dogs got the shit shocked out of them. You should fix that or something. We can’t keep having all these dogs getting shocked to death all the time. It’s starting to smell.
  • Hey honey, hold onto the hood, because I’m high on meth. This lady had to have set some land speed records. He drove with her ass clinging on for like 40 miles.
  • Did you know, we have finally figured out why Michael Jackson had such a wicked singing voice. He was maybe chemically castrated as a child because he had some nasty acne problems. I’m more interested in the guy that can pick out a chemical castrato just from hearing this guy sing.
  • I have no idea what this means, but I know I don’t like it. Sure, this is how decisions that rule our lives should be made. Throw rational thought out the window. What a jerk off. Nice job Alabama! HEY! What is Sharia? Hahaha.
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