Ep 559: Pawn Everything

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“You can’t live life smoothly if you’re living next door to a drug and weapons gang.”

the Jamhole episode 559

The Wednesday episode of the Jamhole is always fun, especially now that it’s Robby taking the hot seat. Robby brings a special sort of something to the show that you really don’t see much these days. He’s energetic and happy, seemingly unaffected by the deep dark depression the rest of us always fall into during the long winter months. It doesn’t phase him. It’s like he’s got his very own little sun just chilling and whenever the depression starts to seep in, he opens the box and let’s as little light out, just enough to make it till the next time. This is my new addiction. Hi, my name is Mat Lee, and I’m addicted to the sun.

Is it just me or did this show sound a bit loud? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe it’s just Robby. Speaking of Robby, let’s hear what he has to say about the break up episode, ep 558. Don’t you dare attack me on this episode.

If you could make the decisions you make immediately after you ejaculate, all the time, your life wouldn’t suck near as much. If you can just put the vajay in a mason jar for the night, you’d be much better off.

How does Robby know that some dudes have really bizarre looking dicks? Just curious, that kind of came out of nowhere. Dudes penises, moving on.

If you are unsure about the house you are about to walk into, definitely knock first. You don’t want to get yourself shot. Who is liable here? The shitty slumlord? Or your shitty memory of where you’re supposed to be. Cops should always be liable, and held to a higher standard.

If you want to follow what I’m watching, get yourself up on the Miso. Ax Men really makes me want to be a logger. How stupid does that sound?

We got a reply from our Senator, Mr. Max Baucus. This is how politics works now. You have your form bot contact my form bot. No shit nothing ever gets done, at least not the important stuff. This is why we should always Demand Progress.

I’m going to read the same facts to Danni on the Sunday episode, that I read here on this one. If you also would like to make your friends feel stupid, check out Gullible.info.

This is what’s wrong with America. The F.B.I is using chainsaws to bust down doors. I’m ok with that, but you really should make sure you get the right place. Now you have to fix her door, and she’s probably going to need some sort of therapy. You did that. Nice work.

China is once again on the cutting edge using bullshit fortune telling to detect how smart their kids are going to be. You know, at least the ones they don’t just immediately kill.

Are you familiar with Jersey Shore? Do you watch it ironically? Well, no spin off for you, because we don’t want you to make fun of us too. Look at what we’ve devolved in to. We don’t go to a town to damage it, we go to a town to help it out!

In Florida, we have a teacher who got in a bit of trouble using hot sauce to discipline her special needs kids. Ask and you shall receive.

If you are 65 or over, you could get hooked up with a month of free easy living. Are you willing to relax? Go live in Ecuador for a month, for free, and beta test their new retirement community. Be careful, you don’t want to end up working in the sex slave industry.

This woman in Columbus Ohio gets pulled over for speeding, gets a warning from the trooper, then proceeded to give birth. Thanks!

Are you familiar with sugar? What about alcohol? Ok good. We have a study here that shows sugar is as toxic as alcohol. I  only present this stuff, I don’t make it up. Well, sometimes I make it up, but this one I am not.

Could you give up sex for six months if someone pays all your bills for one month? That is an interesting dichotomy. What do you think? Leave a comment below or email info@thejamhole.com. We also have forums you can hang out in.

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