TJH 565: Queen Bee

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“I need to put this in my mouth because I haven’t done it since I was two.”

Alright here we go. Another great episode of The Jamhole in the record books. Let’s cut to the chase and get to the notes.

What an interesting show we put on for all of you. Let’s welcome Danni back to the show. We have a new schedule, but we didn’t stick to it. We do shows on Monday for sure, the rest of the week I have no idea.

This is a leap year, did you know that? I can’t believe we’ve been doing this show for over four years. Now please take a moment while I explain to my co host how leap years work. In other news, can Danni please start tweeting more? Thanks.

I’m glad to see Danni has been getting back to her old self. Happy, drinking and gambling.

Let’s take a quick look at some of Dayton’s finest. Someone could make a lot of scratch if they would ship these classy ladies over there. Those guys are crazy desperate. That place reminds me of Hell on Wheels.

I got you this present. When I say present, I mean old used condom. Yea, I also got you a punch card for STD tests. How nasty is your town? You should really clean up your fuck tools when you’re done. Thanks.

Have you ever thought about getting killed by an asteroid? Yeah, it happens. This is fun and interesting.

All those crazy fun and cool drugs you like to get fucked up actually have medical usage! Thanks to Berger for stumbling this to us.

Speaking of drugs, let’s talk about what drugs will actually ruin your life, from the point of view of a paramedic who’s served his time out in the field.

Hey Danni, what’s up with the hat? Sincerely, the chat.

Let’s give a huge round of applause for the new shortest dude in the world! If your height is measured in inches, how do they measure your dick? He is 72 years old and so small. Yea, I cracked a quantum physics joke there. Someone should get me a job writing for the Big Bang Theory.

Have you seen this lobster? It weighs 27 pounds and his name is Rocky. He was recently released back into the wild.

Male Rape. It’s no laughing matter… Hahaha yeah right. Real men get raped. Here’s one for you. Real men… Don’t get put in jail.

When Nigerian scammers get scammed. This is a pretty awesome story. Check it out!

I hope you all enjoyed the endless amounts of awkward laughter and back and forth banter in this, episode 565 of The Jamhole. Be sure to check out all our other shows, leave us a message, drop us a comment, and we’ll talk to you later!

  • John

    Hey Matt, you need two things for that dirty pipe: kosher salt, rubbing alcohol.

  • Mat

    Yea thanks I was hoping it didn’t have to come to that. I fear it might.

  • mat

    I wonder if you can microwave a glass pipe and get a better result than boiling it or using alcohol and completely destroying the resin… probably more a question for the Hot Box.