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Ep 137: Shit Happens

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“You blame me for all your own problems.”

Hello and welcome episode 137 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Thank you so very fucking much to everyone that joined us for the Monday night live show. In tonights show we have Brayden back with us AGAIN!!! Join us as we start the show off with the conclusion to “Will Mat get a date with Nickole?”, people not tipping their food delivery driver, and when will Mat blows his brains out. It could be tomorrow, a week from now, a year from now, you be the judge. After that we do some confessions, then we do some noose, then we do some clues. Noose stories are: A gang of four dudes getting their rape face on by running a train on a lesbian’s asshole, a guy that was arrested for his delicious four-year-old girl meat found in his fridge, and a man dressed in a Santa suit while slaughtering nine people then killing himself at a Christmas Eve party.

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Ep 136: Lolita

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“I have nothing to do with why she’s missing.”

Hello and welcome episode 136 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Thank you so very fucking much to everyone that joined us for the Friday night live show, aka the first Jamhole episode of 2009.  In tonights show we have Brayden back with us.  Join us as we start off the show with a voicemail from an anonymous person, which leads us into some straight talk about dating 3 year olds, followed up with being the cool guy at City Brew.  After that we read a confession Rochelle sent, which of course leads us into talking about jacking off with money, which in turn leads us to reading more confessions about other peoples misfortune.  Then we do some news, then we do some clues.  News stories are batteries not included: Breast feeding your pre pubescent child, saving money on crackheads, a jamhole update on the swedish bestiality ring, and i think there was something else but I cant be bothered to find the link to it.  Thank you to everyone that joined us for the live show, we had a great time, be we will for sure be back Monday with episode 137.  Got something to say?  Drop us a line at 406.204.4687 or skype thejamhole.

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Ep 135: The Lamehole

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“You motherfuck, I kill you bitch!”

Hello and welcome to the 135th episode of the made in Montana locally owned and operated live audio and video Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you so very fucking much to everyone that joined us for The Jamhole New Years Eve Live Video Party Extravaganza.  In tonights episode we talk about some new shit we will be working on for the new year.  We thank people that donate money to help support the show, Mat schools Brayden on some basic economics, then we reflect on the past 135 episodes of the Jamhole, and what our lives would have been like if there was no such thing as The Jamhole.  Then we read some email, talk about drunk emailing, then we play some voicemails, and talk about New Years Revolutions.  Of course after that we have to check back in with the bad parent crazy guy who lost his daughter.  She might be 16 or 17, or she might be 3. I’m going to tell you to stay away from my daughter, but I refuse to tell you who the fuck my daughter is.  Do you know why?  Because I’m a huge douche bag, and a douche bag tends to do douche bag things.  I’m also a huge pussy hiding behind a restricted phone number and I love getting my hole all corned out You know who the fuck I’m talking about, this is your last warning you drug addict fuck.  We don’t hide behind restricted phone numbers or unavailable agendas.  Everything is all right here right now, and if you find your balls sometime between now and the next live show, you feel more then fucking free to give us a fucking call.  The number in case you forgot is 406.204.4687.  Its all on you, reach out and touch someone.  Anyways, after that nonsense we do some confessions (New Years Eve Style), then we do some news, then we do some clues.

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Ep 134: Rough Times

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“This is the most beautiful place on the Internet.”

Hello and welcome to episode 134 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated live audio and video Jamhole comedy podcast. First of all, a huge thank you goes out to everyone that joined us at thejamhole.com/livevideo for the Monday night live show.  We had a great time, and if you missed it, be sure to sign up for our Jamhole SMS updates or follow us on thejamhole.com/twitter so you never have to try and remember when the live shows are again.  The next live show WILL BE WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER  31ST. So if you ain’t got shit to do, or you can’t do shit because you’re still on probation from last new years eve party, then come join us for our special end of the month year in review live new years eve podcast extravaganza!

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Ep 133: Death Race

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“You pulled your brains out your ass.”

Hello and welcome to episode 133 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the Friday night day after Christmas show. On tonight’s show, we have Ryan the salt guy back in the studio with us. Join the jamhole as we delve into such cutting edge issues such as fixing audio hums caused by ground loops, mat’s hate for ryan, the new jamhole sms notifier, ryan’s respect for mat and the jamhole, and then of course the new girl mat has been seeing kind of. It goes back and forth as all things tend to do. So after this and that we do some confessions, then we do some news, then we do some clues. News stories included are: Knife in the back for christmas, revenge on your ex… Santa style, Tel Aviv sex orgies, and getting your dick bit.

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Ep 132: Tolerance

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“Don’t make it sound like rape.”

Hello and welcome to episode 132 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the Wednesday night Christmas eve show. On tonight’s show, Mat and Brayden completely plow through such in your face topics like all the stupid things people do in the name of Christmas, christmas eve, midnight candle services, the new Jamhole SMS update widget (sign up to get text messages), the first jamhole live audience show, and of course, the girl thing. Thanks to everyone that joined us for the live show, and again, I apologize for the annoying fucking humming sound, I guess that’s the price we pay to be able to take live phone calls via skype. Skype name: thejamhole, Skype number: 406-204-4687. So after that we talk about spam, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include but are not limited to: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher, what set you claiming, and getting killed by juggalo pussy faggots. Thank you all so much for joining us.

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Ep 131: Freestyle

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“Are you tweaking? Oh no, its just parkinsons. I can never tell.”

Hello and welcome to episode 131 of the made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast. Thank you all for checking out the monday show. On tonights show, Mat and Brayden disgust such ground breaking issues like Ben freestyle rapping on Mat’s voicemail at four in the morning as per the intro, and Mat creating a rough draft track of something for the emo poetry album, as per the outro.  Then we get into a little Mat getting fifty cents back from the negative tipper, the prank phone call, and then of course Mat’s failed girl quest talk.  OOOooh Meth!!!! Then we talk about Brayden’s friend that almost got aids, and then we take our first ever skype phone call!  Fuck yea! Then of course Ben shows up, and we make him feel really bad and leave, thanks for the warning Kyle!  So then we talk about aids some more, then we do some confessions.  After that we do news, then we do clues.  News stories include: getting high with Sarah Palin, death by foot massager, teen drug abuse, and nurses turn tricks to make ends meet. Thank you to everyone who turned up for the live show, we’ll see you wednesday. Tell a friend.

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Ep 128: Group Hug

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“Why don’t you act like less of a douche?”

Hello and welcome to episode 128 of made in Montana locally owned and operated Jamhole comedy podcast.  In tonight’s episode we have Brayden back, as well as a special guest female… Who only stays for the first 15 minutes of the show.  P.S. If your reading this, or you listened to the show, I was merely venting, so don’t be butt hurt, and I hope you enjoy the Jamhole t-shirts. Perhaps next time you are around and have time to stay for a whole show, you can come kick it.  Anyways, in tonights episode, we talk about our special guest female, and then we discuss the movie “The Day Earth Stood Still.” After that we get into how serious we are about podcasting, and Mat’s potential office christmas party +1.  Then we do a quaint sexy little re enactment sent in to us by 26.  I’m not gonna get into the details, but the party’s involved are male aged 53 and female aged 12… Of course!…  After that we get into the beautiful blood filled boner giving magic that is anonymous internet confessions.  That’s right folks, one entire 2 hours plus episode dedicated to everyone who’s life totally sucks little dicks and butts.

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Ep 127: The Other Side

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“Here’s a sucker, merry christmas.”

Hello and welcome to another special sunday version of the jamhole, this will be episode 127, with special guests marcus and kyle.  On tonights episode we learn the other half to the story of ben moving out.  Did he really fuck his roomates over or was it all fabricated lies?  You just have to listen and be the judge.  So we talk about this and we talk about that, then we talk about delivering food in 10 below weather, only to get tipped a sucker, being nice to your servers, and I finally figured out who the anonymous caller thats been calling my cell phone was.  Take a listen to the end of this episode to hear the clip of us talking to them.  Those who were listening to the live audio/video feed got to hear it as it was being recorded. So dont miss the next live show.  Anyways, after we talk about marcus and kyle, we do some news.  The confessions site was broken, so there was none of that I’m very sorry to say.  The news stories are: shooting your wife for fear she will rip your balls off, having zipper problems in a gas station, fingering chickens, and putting a hit out on your father. Pardon the audio, kyle has a hard time keeping his face anywhere near the mic, but thats ok, we can’t all have been born to do this.

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Ep 126: Lords Prayer

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“Shortly after that I lost interest in god.”

Hello and welcome to episode 126 of The Jamhole. On tonights episode we have brayden back with us as we tackle such pressing issues as four way stops, humans comfortability and living space, mail order brides the right way, more work shit and spitting.  Then we do some confessions then we do some news.  News stories are limited but not included to: sexy burkha art, your last stage performance ever, before you go out raping, make sure you got your raping shirt on, and if you write on my wall one more time, I swear to fuck I will stomp your kittens face so hard.  After news we do some blotter head to head style.  Theres miscellaneous lumps of other shit lovingly sprinkled throughout this wonderful two hour plus size episode.  We hope you enjoy.  Go buy a dildo, your wife will thank you… Trust me.

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