TJH 807: Long Penis Dick Syndrome

The Jamhole episode 807
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“We’ve actually tokenized Only Fans topless titties out cooking.”

Today our heroes are in better spirits than most, which leaves your narrator with one burning hot question… Why? I’m glad you asked. Things are happening and we’re pretty dang excited to bring this comedy podcast back around to the Jamholia roots we came from.

The Jamhole First Space on X

Don’t forget, set your reminders here for the FIRST Jamhole live space on X!

Congratulations to Bjizzle for making her first web3 X space appearance. Make sure to give her and Ben a follow on X so that you can know when we do live Jamhole spaces.

Finn Martin Hip Hop on Bandcamp

The first of four EPs is published now up on ImaginetheSmell.org.

I’m super stoked to announce that Project Survival just broke 50,000 streams on Spotify!

Bar Keepers for week 174 is here, and it’s dope as fuck!

Who’s ready for the next installment of the Jamhole Book Club?

2020 our common destiny and the anti communitarian manifesto

What do you know about the communitarian agenda? A friend of ours wrote this book a long time ago about it. It’s called Our Common Destiny and The Anti Communitarian Manifesto, by Niki Raapana and Nordica Friedrich.

Turn the freakin frogs gay

They turned the freaking frogs gay… This is probably the best remix of in the field correspondent Alex Jones.

Speaking of the gays, are we allowed to crack gay jokes again or is that back out of style?

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera the Centaur
The Centaur

This one is called “My penis weighs a kilo and is 18 inches long – it’s not done wonders for my sex life.” Need I say more?

Sycamore tree down
“If only trees could talk.”

This one is called “The most bizarre whodunnit gripping Britain: Theories swirl over just why world famous Sycamore Gap tree was chopped down in the middle of the night…as boy, 16, is quizzed by police.”

Urban Portland Camping
Portland out here living the urban camping dream.

This one is called “Group of homeless people sues Portland, Oregon, over new daytime camping ban.”

Poisoner in Chief by Stephen Kinzer
Poisoner in Chief by Stephen Kinzer

Seriously though, you should all read Poisoner in Chief by Stephen Kinzer.

Wait until you hear the time machine intro. I didn’t put it at the end here, because I would like to do some more work on it. But soon.


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Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
PLUNDR
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

Check out the first of four EP’s released by Finn Martin AKA Mat Lee and RAC FM Records. Scoop Little Nightmares, Imagine the Smell™, GM Fam, and PLUNDR all available now on Bandcamp and OmniFlix.

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By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...