“Not me with the clown wig, and also not me with the titties.”
Today our heroes are finally feeling well enough to sit in front of microphones and talk. Getting sick when you’re older is a completely different game than when you’re younger. This chest cold came through and straight up rekt our whole damn house. We’re all good now though, and hopefully back to our weekly episodic journey through the madness that is 2023.
YouTube is finally going through the back catalog. The all knowing algorithm was apparently not impressed with our satirical antivaxxer interviews from 2009. I did find the anti abortion protest protest videos though!
Ohio showing up this week with some potential Dr. Strangelove Red Dawn shit happening at a school.
Remember boys and girls, it’s still active shooter season! Are you familiar with Shane James Jr.? He worked at a couple shooting ranges then lost his shit one day shooting up shit from San Antonio to Austin.
It’s such an active shooter season, people are actively getting shot while in their sleep! What fucking timeline did we wake up in this time?
Rounding out our coverage of all the crazy shooting shit for active shooter season, a car caught on fire after a little accident, and it just so happened to have some ammo in the trunk, which then started going pew pew.
If you think about it, we’re all just brain organoids and shit. This one happened to sprout some eyes… sort of.
I found another dope island Tank should think about purchasing so that we can live there. Other than being in Florida, it’s pretty much perfect. Prime real estate as they say.
Let’s discuss the eight habits of the happiest people on the planet.
How do you feel about clamshelling your lotion bottles? Also, what’s up with Reddit and it’s lotion usage?
My question is why the fuck were they trying to put a playground by the nude beach? Seems like a weird sus ass move.
What’s up with the 15 people just hanging out at the trap? Don’t be committing felonies while you’re out committing felonies.
Millennials like the idea of living on farms, but not so much in practice.
Score one for the squatters. If you wanna come out on top, this is how you do it.
To wrap it up, let’s discuss why all the fish are dying in Japan.
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