Ep 394: Rape Statistic

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“I hate to say it, but I actually identify with that guy a little bit.” “The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.” -Lester Bowles Pearson Sheer fucking brilliance. This is a podcast first and foremost, so make sure even if you watch the live…… Continue reading Ep 394: Rape Statistic

Ep 393: Skype Date

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“I basically had to force a blow job on him.” I found a headline today that made me kind of laugh to myself. This article says, “OxyContin: It’s time to raise the alarm.” I was like duh? Hasn’t this been a problem for a while now? I mean fuck, when was Rush Limbaugh hooked on…… Continue reading Ep 393: Skype Date

Ep 392: Insertion

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“You have to try to be the best you can be and all that other shit.” Another week in the can, another three Jamhole episodes and two Hot Box episodes for your listening enjoyment. It’s cool being able to utilize all of the technology we have today just to talk some shit for a few…… Continue reading Ep 392: Insertion

Ep 391: Rape the Population

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“So you went out with your cock out, and now you have bumps?” According to this CNN online article, the DEA is looking to hire Ebonics translators. Just let that soak in for a moment. Ebonics, if you aren’t familiar, is the “language” African American’s tend to speak when among their own kind. Mostly this can be…… Continue reading Ep 391: Rape the Population

Ep 390: Speed

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“If you get in a wreck on that road, you’re an idiot, and I hope you die.” Today was just one of those days. You know the kind. The sort of day that drags on like it was being taken against it’s will to the chopping block. It’s like all of the retards that live…… Continue reading Ep 390: Speed

Ep 389: Vision Quest

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“I suck at rapping if you’re not there with me.” As if the American population didn’t have enough bullshit to deal with, we are now in the midst of the largest egg recall in history. We sure are all about doing shit bigger and better than everyone else. Let’s take a quick tally of the…… Continue reading Ep 389: Vision Quest

Ep 388: Daniel

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“I’m going to be a wraith queen.” Sit up straight and speak with posture, foster thoughts inside this monster, without a home to cover up these feelings, the being grows old and smothers the bleeding. So I walk with discomfort each day I breath and talk the talk to make you believe, that everything will…… Continue reading Ep 388: Daniel

Ep 387: Shh Cool

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“Did you just call me an ugly hoe?” This is how I know we are truly in the digital age. Back in the day, if you wanted to hook up with someone of the opposite gender (you know there wasn’t any gays back in the day), you would have to go to where the opposite gender was…… Continue reading Ep 387: Shh Cool

Ep 386: Rape Bait

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“Guess you can’t yell when you’re face down in water.” So the story goes, and it goes and it goes. When does it stop? No body fucking knows. The river of time flows in direct proportion to the amount of time spent on our toes. Feel me? Well then stop, because we just met, are…… Continue reading Ep 386: Rape Bait

Ep 385: Mr. Awesome

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“If we modeled our society after Starcraft 2, we’d be great.” One step closer to the American dream. The derelicts scream on the silver screen. We pay big bucks to see it, give a sick fuck and critique it, until in the end you end up being it. So chew it up then spit it…… Continue reading Ep 385: Mr. Awesome