Ep 464: Amish Paradise


“Do we have any listeners that are furries?”

Here we go now baby here we go now. Here’s a poem from the last Sunday poetry slam. I’m copping out because we have to get ready for the Monday Funday episode. You know how much we love Monday. Just because everyone hates them so much. We have to go against the grain. You know what, you can wait for the YouTube video to see it. I don’t want to clog up my beautiful blog with my ball busting bad poetry.

  • Starting the show off nice and strong, putting our guest Robby right into his place. If it’s ok with you all, we think he’ll be joining us on a once a week schedule. What say you?
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  • My grandfather sent some addendum to his stories from episode 463. Check out the show notes to read them. I’ve said it before, but he really did have a great time, thank you all for being so kind.
  • Robby had such a great time on his first appearance on the Jamhole, that he’s come back for more!
  • The four way stop only works if you aren’t a fucking retard. We can’t all go at the same time.
  • Happy 25th birthday to our friend Cookie! Great party as usual, I hope you enjoy the wine I gave you. There was also a couple of Jamhole Church stickers in there. Why does that one kid sound like he’s on the BBC?
  • Hey Robby, what bugs you the most about our world today? It sucks, but with a little touch of Blade Runner. You know, I’ve never seen that movie.
  • Now we have two super users that are using Jamhole Wireless. Robby is rocking the Liberty 1.5 custom rom on his Droid x.
  • I honestly have no idea how the fuck we started talking about Hancock. My guess is probably because it has the word Cock in it.
  • News flash, this just in, from a hundred years ago. We have a buggy that overturned in Kentucky killing some Amish children.
  • Robby comes clean about being from Texas and never having been on a horse… Or hog hunting… What kind of Texan are you? Let’s really get to know Robby.
  • The Canadian eagles have more pride than the American ones. They would rather die before resorting to a scavenger lifestyle. Imagine if you will, griffin fights. That would be way more cool than cock fights.
  • If you are a furry or make furry suits, we have a little order for you to fill.
  • Even thought Christchurch New Zealand is having some serious problems keeping their land under their feet, that doesn’t get in the way of the street whores making their cash money. Now that’s an amazing work ethic.
  • Robby lost his virginity in a threesome when he was 21. Is that TMI? Not on the Jamhole.
  • Did somebody beat you up? It really looks like someone beat you up. So, what’s going to happen to me now? Another foster home is in your near future.
  • Thanks to Sandy from the Hot Box for sending this story in. Hey, can I get extra pork products on this kosher flight? Oh, the only thing you brought was pork? That’s pretty awesome.
  • Yes, that was semen in your water. I don’t care how many stories like this we read, it’s still so fucking funny to me. Women, you really need to start looking at what your putting in your mouth. To go through life blindly drinking stuff, is to have a gut full of semen at the end of the night. She totally swallowed.
  • Thanks for joining us, it’s been a slice. Check out the poetry vids from the Get Poetry open mics. Email info@thejamhole.com and leave a message at 406.204.4687. Also make sure you are subscribed to the feed. Even if you watch the live shows.

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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...
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