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“There’s incidents of being fucked up.”
Hello and welcome, episode number 577 of the Jamhole. I’m sure there would be shows more frequently, and for now once a week is all this show really deserves, but it sure is hard to find reliable people who can show up somewhere and talk. Do you think you can? I’m now accepting applications, so if you want to host this thing, you know how to get a hold of me. Is that tacky? Probably. Do I care? Not one bit. I just want to do podcasts and talk and make fun. I want to make fun and love and war. Not necessarily at the same time, you know, I wouldn’t want to get burned out or anything. But I think the show could use something new and fresh, so that I can eventually grow tired and bored of it again, hopelessly faking my way through the twists and turns that is a humanely dull and predictable human relationship. I mean a podcast. What were talking about again? Oh right, if you tune in at about 27 minutes into the show, you can hear a track off the new album I’m working on. Check out my free music on the Music page and here’s some show notes.
Let’s welcome Ben Wilson back to the Jamhole. You guys all remember Ben right? Oh and Tyler joins us a little later on in the show, which is awesome.
Ben, what the hell has happened to you? This gets pretty damn personal, fairly quick.
It’s shit starting time. Did you hear what he said about you? In all honesty, I was completely faking. But I did find a nerve, then struck it over and over again. It’s kind of my thing.
We delve into Ben’s psyche and discover the true reason he acts the way he acts. This is a god damn breakthrough.
Ben, why do you suck at paying people back? We did try to call Robby and have him remind us of his side of the Robby Ben breakup story. It’s ok though, we’ll fill in the blanks.
Ben may have found the highest paying dish washing job in the Flathead Valley. Hey, at least we’re not taking away the majority of your day.
Happy Doughnut Day! In America, every day is doughnut day. Tyler’s here, let’s take a break, enjoy this track from the new album I’m working on, and we’ll be back in a few minutes.
The last time Tyler was on a show was episode 396. How did I know that? By searching the guest list page. I should update that one of these days. It’s been a while.
Chivalry isn’t dead, you stupid bitch. This and more on 51 of the funniest tweets you’ll ever read. This is up for debate for sure, but some of them are pretty damn clever.
What is the point of all this? Especially these ridiculous laws. I mean seriously, what’s the deal with these stupid laws? Here’s ten stupid ones from the good old U S of A. These are pretty stupid, and for that I apologize. How many minutes of our lives did I waste? Add it up.
It’s time we had the talk. This was sent in by MDS, so don’t look at me. The Talk! You know, the non black version. I think, in hindsight, we may have completely missed the point of this. But that’s half the fun I suppose. It’s all about blacks and whites.
Remember the zombie apocalypse? Yeah, me too. So does the CDC. Remember this story from Florida? The CDC actually had to come out with an official statement to let people know that zombies don’t really exist. These are our peers. Lovely.
It’s all about the Bath Salts. What is in the bath salts? Check out the wiki for Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, or MDVP. Remember when we did an episode about MDVP?
Robby calls back and we put it all out there. Why do we have to be such haters? Have you ever tried to love Ben? Robby, please come back to the show.
It’s called truth.
When making nasty comments on facebook about a girl, make sure you can out run her angry mother. I would like to introduce you to Debbie and Mackenna. Have you ever seen a girl too ugly to rape? Tell her to keep sucking dick. Is apparently what the kid said to piss off her mom so much. That’s straight pimp shit. Hoe for life.
Target cashes in on homosexuality with these awesomely gay shirts! I thought only crappy whack musicians and the Violent Femmes did that. Nice.
You will get your show cancelled if you talk some shit about the Trayvon Martin case. Dicks to you sir.
In Florida, bath salts are back in the news causing a teen to stab herself. Stop stabbing yourself!
Mother of the week right here. During a ceremony she gouged out her five year old sons’ eyes. Stop looking at me! Bath salts?
If you are on Android, you should first of all check out Attack of the Androids, our weekly Android podcast. Second you should be using Text Secure. Encrypt your shit!
Thanks for listening, and thanks to Tyler and Ben and Robby for putting up with me. Let’s try and do shows on Friday. Please be sure you are subscribed in iTunes, and write us a review. Email info@thejamhole.com and leave us a message at 406.204.4687. You can also text me at 406.848.1739 if you want to say hi. Check out the new site and let me know what you think. I’ll try and get to the Hot Box next.
