TJH 844: Blowhole Blast

The Jamhole Ep 844
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“Just walking headlong into another shitshow.”

Welcome back to The Jamhole free comedy podcast. Your hosts with the roasts here to discuss some current events and the state of things as we see them. The Jamhole, show up for the tears, and stay for the laughs.

hanging truck
Just draining the blood out of my pathfinder…

This is probably the most American thing I’ve seen all week. Shout out to r/FuckWasps for doing the lawd’s work out there.

gamer supps
Mmmm, gamer supps…

Are you familiar with gamer supps? I wasn’t until I read this post in the r/Weird sub.

exploding pagers
Kaboom?

Hezbollah got some pagers and was all like, hit me on my hip… Then they exploded. What a crazy time to be alive.

Titan wreckage
Under da sea!

They released a photo of some more Titan wreckage. This shit is eerie as fuck.

How do you feel about ghosts? Half of us think they exist, the other half of us are laughing at the first half who think they exist…

northern lights
Those are some nice northern lights.

The sun is blasting the shit out of us with more coronal mass ejaculations. These ones were seen as far south as Texas!

Who wants to go to Yellowstone for a little Jamhole meetup? We might have to make this happen next year.

old faithful
Thar she blows!

Speaking of Yellowstone, a lady went off trail and got burned. Sick burn New Hampshire Touron!

Puff Daddy
Diddy Do It?

I was never a big fan of Puff Daddy, but I had no idea he was such a steamy pile of shit.

Joro Spider
Joro Spider just hanging out…

Good news for arachnophobes, especially if you live on the east coast! You can track them here on the Joro Watch website.

Now let’s get into a few quick stories BJ found for us. My apologies in advance…

Asteroid Potential
Asteroids

A potentially hazardous asteroid is getting mighty close to the earth. She’s about the size of a stadium, and will be about a million kilometers away when it goes by.

Yukon Gold miners
Finding gold, and cool fossils!

Gold miners in the Yukon are finding some seriously cool mummified ice age animals and shit. The Jamhole needs to go find a claim and stake that shit, then mine the fuck out of it.

Chat GPT has somehow managed to freak out a few people. Sounds like a real nothing burger to me, much like all AI nonsense.

HOOTIE!
Hootie!

Hootie got himself in a little bit of trouble. It’s ok though, because he’s a country singer now.


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