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“I am the last person that would be surprised if you had an AI girlfriend.”
Capping off the end of the month with episode 914 of the Jamhole. I’m Mat and that’s BJ and we’re here to take you through another silly week full of bullshit.
Week 300 of the Bar Keepers has come and gone. Jamholia Patronus members can check out this tribute video I put together.
Ghost ships are allegedly drifting through one of the most volatile shipping lanes on Earth. Nothing to see here, other than gas prices going up more. Some ships are getting through, if the price is right. Capitalism remains undefeated, even in war zones.
AI traffic is growing exponentially, and the idea that there’s a real human on the other side of the screen is becoming… optimistic.
Do you guys remember facts?
Check out what I’m reading here on Goodreads. The latest book is another Matt Dinniman banger called Operation Bounce House.
A guy in Utah drove 18 miles against traffic and claimed everyone else was trying to hit him. Honestly, that’s the most accurate metaphor for life so far this year. No injuries. Just vibes and eight counts of reckless endangerment.
Another guy thinks he found Amelia Earhart’s plane using Google Earth. He’s pretty sure it’s an airplane, which is exactly the level of certainty we’ve come to expect from this story. Still unsolved, still fascinating, and still probably not solved by a guy zooming in on satellite images at 2am.
Who are some of your favorite famous gingers?
It looks like we might be one step closer to true cocaine sharks. Some researchers made some sharks in the Bahamas pee in a cup, and what they found might astound you.
A Miami Beach tourist paid $1,000 for some female “company,” then passes out and wakes up $35,000 lighter. Hey honey, have you seen my Rolex? In the great words of Aesop Rock, “LOOK AT THAT NECK!”
Authorities seized a shipment of meth hidden in pickle jars. Somewhere, someone almost made the worst, or possibly the best, sandwich of their life.
Today in our better parenting section, how do you stop your kids from doom scrolling? Experts suggest a few things, but it’s probably too late at this point, the algorithm already has custody.
Here’s a few other stories we didn’t have time to get to:
- Abstinence May Spoil Sperm Quality
- Suspect arrested for allegedly shooting teen after water balloon prank in Tacoma
- Here’s the link for NASA’s Artemis II Crew Moon Launch
- Google warns quantum computers could hack encrypted systems by 2029
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