Ep 442: Jamhole NYE Special part 1

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“We’re not done burning witches until we burn this one.” Welcome to the glorious train wreck that is part one of the 2010 Jamhole New Years Eve Special. This is cut up into three parts for your downloading / listening pleasure. In part one, we have Mat and Danni doing what they do best… Well…… Continue reading Ep 442: Jamhole NYE Special part 1

Ep 441: Dreamland

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“Everyone knows Mat fucks like a champ, I’m mad that you said eat shit Dana at the end just in spite.” How’s your new year coming? So far so good. There’s something about being able to start over that really appeals to people. I think it’s because we’re intrinsically such monstrous fuck ups that once a year…… Continue reading Ep 441: Dreamland

Ep 440: Good Christmas

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“Mirror mirror on the wall, who received the worst gift of all?” We’re gonna switch it up tonight and let Danni write something for you all to read. Enjoy! The new year is almost upon us and if the tales are true then we only have two full years left to live. Only two years…… Continue reading Ep 440: Good Christmas

Ep 439: Open Your Eyes

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“Let’s all take a collective second and hope not… For my sake.” I wrote and recorded two songs yesterday and two songs today. I need a break for a minute. I’m gonna pass the mic over to a friend of ours. Listen up to what this kid has to say. He’s smarter than you are.…… Continue reading Ep 439: Open Your Eyes

Ep 438: The Grid

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“I paid to let somebody see me cry for two minutes.” Ok then, these are the notes. But first, these are my hopes. I hope everyone had a merry Christmas. I hope we are all looking forward to the new year with high hopes and dreams of greatness. I hope that at least half of you…… Continue reading Ep 438: The Grid

Ep 437: Free Speech Advocate

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“Honey, your vagina was so tight the condom just came off.” Hi there. My name is Mat I’m next, number twenty one at bat. This is my hat, this is my three year old pet rat. This is my fat. This is my cat. This is where I shat my pants at the school dance.…… Continue reading Ep 437: Free Speech Advocate

Ep 436: Rings and Shit

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“Never bring god to a knife fight.” Four hundred and thirty six episodes and still kicking your ass. How much fun is this? It’s this much fun. It looks more impressive typed out. Fuck, how did I get so far behind. Have you seen people lately? I’m super surprised more people don’t get hit by…… Continue reading Ep 436: Rings and Shit

Ep 435: Life Camp

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“You could have at least raped girls your own age, man.” Hello there, long time no see. I got a couple more hip hop songs recorded, but they are deep rough drafts for me and a slim select few to hear. You can hear them once the album is done. I’ll try and put a…… Continue reading Ep 435: Life Camp

Ep 434: Wrong Horse

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“I’ve been doing my own personal studies on marijuana for the last 15 years.” Two men came to a hole in the sky. One asked the other to lift him up… But so beautiful was it in Heaven that the man who looked in over the edge forgot everything, forgot his companion whom he had…… Continue reading Ep 434: Wrong Horse

Ep 433: Priceless

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“Fuck the chat, I’m looking at tits!” So, here’s a generic introduction to the show notes by MDS. I haven’t actually listened to this show yet, because I’m a week behind. But I betcha it’s funny. Did you hear the show the other day about bear safety fags? This one is probably just like that…… Continue reading Ep 433: Priceless