Feb 27
Ep 160: Bare Minimum
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 27th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“Don’t forget the fucking bacon!”

Hello and welcome to episode 160 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about how awesome it is that we are now at 160 episodes, but that happiness slowly dissipates as we start talking about how Wendy’s can’t take a fucking order properly. After that we talk about how everything now a days is just awful, below par shit, and then we wonder why everything is falling apart, and how we lost our way. After that we talk about the rednecks here that want to eradicate the wolf population. I’m really glad we have our priorities straight you fucking retards! So then we talk about burning down gas stations with the power of MIND! After that we talk about the dryer breaking again of course, and then we talk about sub conscious sleep head. I’m still waiting for the evidence!

Then we do some fuck my life… The right way! Then we do some news. News stories include: Teenage abortion numbers skyrocket, but its still never enough. The best way to get rid of the wrong kind of lice (Burn baby burn!). When being highly radioactive gets in the way of your kid touching schedule. Stabbing your son in church because he won’t take his hat off. Gotta love the crazy religious hypocrites! And finally, a special news story read in the key of G if you know what I mean. What happens when you are a porn dungeon master? Find out as Mat reads the majority of this story in his b-boy stance. If you missed the live video show, you can always check the archives. Click listen live or go to the myspace page for the live video archive clip viewer. You almost have to watch the video clip of that to fully appreciate what was happening. We will be back Monday with episode 161. Be safe, and remember…

The would you rather for this week’s tri-podcast discussion involving The Jamhole, Hotcakes, and Stereo Radiation is as follows… Would you rather get your asshole corned by a dude (just an every day average joe six pack), or would you rather get your shit corned by the most beautiful chick with a dick you’ve ever seen in your whole life. As a matter of fact, she’s so fucking beautiful, she is the most beautiful human (man or woman or whatever) you have ever seen in your life. The choice is yours my friends, choose wisely. This is the question of the week starting Feb 23rd. For Stereo Radiation’s answer, check out the end of episode 128 of the Stereo Radiation podcast.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul. All donations are currently going towards our trip to New York for the KATG PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 25
Ep 159: Fiction
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 25th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“Don’t twitter about me when I’m in the other room idiot!”

Hello and welcome to episode 159 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about the false start all of our live listeners got to experience. Of course as is par for the course, we tried to make something better, something else broke, we all laugh as Mat gets pist trying to fix it, then Mat finally fixes it, then we continue on with our lives. Those who were around for the live show got a little special taste of that. So on tonights show we have Kyle in the studio. Happy birthday yesterday Kyle! We talk about a few of Kyles’ firsts, then we talk about that chick Mat met at the college a long time ago, then we talk about domestic violence and equal rights. It’s not just for your parents anymore! So after that we once again mention the new Spring Cleaning video and something weird youtube did. Then we talk about the best way to end any kind of argument / conversation you might ever have with anyone you ever get into a relationship with. Listen up and learn something. You can thank us by going to thejamhole.com/donate and contributing to our trip. So speaking of the trip, after that we talk about the trip and the meetup, and any expectations you might have for us while we are there. Then we talk about Kyle’s mortagage, and why live in girlfriends never pay rent. Then we talk about Mat’s toilet breaking, followed by a hair raising discussion about pubic lice. Just listen, don’t ask.

After all that awesomeness we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some motherfuckin news. News stories include: California finally figuring out that you can actually tax weed and solve all its financial problems. A murder suicide opera style in our most fucked up state. And what kind of a job can a slut with no experience and 14 kids do to make one million dollars? Porn duh!! Thank you very much to everyone who had the patience enough to wait for us to start the live show, and thank you so much to everyone who called and left voicemails. We apologize for not having the time to play them all on the show, but rest assured that we did listen to them all, and we enjoyed every second of it. You are all awesome and funny, and if we didn’t play your voicemail on this episode, leave another and we will try to play it on Friday. Speaking of Friday, thats the day episode 160 starts. Probably around midnight, follow the twitter or subscribe to SMS updates. Dont forget, click listen live and you can see archived video clips of the live shows.

The would you rather for this week’s tri-podcast discussion involving The Jamhole, Hotcakes, and Stereo Radiation is as follows… Would you rather get your asshole corned by a dude (just an every day average joe six pack), or would you rather get your shit corned by the most beautiful chick with a dick you’ve ever seen in your whole life. As a matter of fact, she’s so fucking beautiful, she is the most beautiful human (man or woman or whatever) you have ever seen in your life. The choice is yours my friends, choose wisely. This is the question of the week starting Feb 23rd. For Stereo Radiation’s answer, check out the end of episode 128 of the Stereo Radiation podcast.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul. All donations are currently going towards our trip to New York for the KATG PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 23
Ep 158: The Real World
posted by: brayden in podcast on 02 23rd, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“You gave her the best miles of her life.”

Hello and welcome to episode 158 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about the new and improved studio, The Jamhole v3.0 if you will. We also filmed a video of us doing some spring cleaning and rearranging the studio. Mat having a complete stranger come up to him asking for drugs, dodging pedestrians in the road with ninja like reflexes, and Mat’s car breaking and fucking him over. After that we play some voice mails and read some emails then we do some FML and then we do some news. News stories include: Priests raping the nuns instead of little boys cuz nun sex is better than none at all, and a man that killed himself and his two children at the same time while attempting to kill his wife. Holla back

Our would you rather for this week’s tri-podcast discussion involving The Jamhole, Hotcakes, and Stereo Radiation is as follows… Would you rather get your asshole corned by a dude (just an every day average joe six pack), or would you rather get your shit corned by the most beautiful chick with a dick you’ve ever seen in your whole life. As a matter of fact, she’s so fucking beautiful, she is the most beautiful human (man or woman or whatever) you have ever seen in your life. The choice is yours my friends, choose wisely. This is the question of the week starting Feb 23rd.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 20
Ep 157: Pig Pen
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 20th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“I’ll do some coke every now and then, it ain’t no big thing.”

Hello and welcome to episode 157 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. We start out tonights show completely train wrecking the intro, which hasn’t happened in quite a long time. Then we talk about you guys giving us money to make the trip to new york. We are really looking forward to you all paying for us to get to new york. Truth be told, tonights show was kind of a drunken mess (Mat thought it would be cool to get danni and jessica drunk so maybe they would make out or something), if you were listening to the live show, you will know that plan back fired miserably. So after that we play some voicemails including the funniest joke ever told on this show! After that we talk about driving around soaking people, live streaming sex from the jamhole studio, and fool me once, fool me twice. Then we talk about danni getting pulled over for littering and… littering and…. Anyways, then we talk about abortion and sluts and kid style and being weeded. Its not what you think.

After all that ridiculousness we go over the top ten most embarrassing sex related arrests, then we do some fuck my life, then we do some news. News stories include: Jerking off in front of backpackers. The robots are actually really going to kill us all one day, HUAR!!!! The chimpanzee love circle of face ripping off doom! And what to do when you just cant get rid of that damn penis. We had a great time, you might wanna watch the video archive of the live show for this one. It was pretty fucking fantastic. Thanks to danni and jessica for being such good sports. We will see you Monday for episode 158.

Of course we’d choose laughter over orgasms, any day of the week son.

Now it’s our turn. Our would you rather for this week’s tri-podcast discussion involving The Jamhole, Hotcakes, and Stereo Radiation is as follows… Would you rather get your asshole corned by a dude (just an every day average joe six pack), or would you rather get your shit corned by the most beautiful chick with a dick you’ve ever seen in your whole life. As a matter of fact, she’s so fucking beautiful, she is the most beautiful human (man or woman or whatever) you have ever seen in your life. The choice is yours my friends, choose wisely. This is the question of the week starting Feb 23rd.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Feb 18
Ep 156: Till Death Do Us Part
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 18th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“I can say this now cuz she’s not here.”

Hello and welcome to episode 156 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. Its our one year anniversary episode bitches! Happy anniversary to us, and a huge thanks to everyone that joined us live, called in, and left messages. We look forward to doing this shit for years and years to come. You guys really make this show a pleasure to do every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. So we start off the night reminiscing about past episodes, then we make a little fun at Mat’s new speech impediment due to his tongue getting stabbed. Don’t worry, it’s for a good cause. Of course, it’s for What’s her face. Oh well fuck it. So after that we talk about doing computer surgery at the bar, and whats her face doing a bit of the ol karaoke. I just wanted to sit and chill, fuck. Then we do some fucking voicemails, followed by the most horrific question you could ever ask your significant other. Blow jobs anyone? (Thats a little inside joke). After that we do some fuck my life, then we do some lightening round confessions, then we do some news.

News stories include: Kidnapping for the lord. …And bingo was his name O! The best anti depressant ever. Killing your kids the easy way. Killing yourself for the lord. When rocking the sag is just no good. Thank you everyone that joined us for our one year anniversary whatever show. We had a blast, see you Friday for episode 157. Help get us plane tickets for the New York party super party! In other news…

Of course we’d choose laughter over orgasms, any day of the week son.

Now it’s our turn. Our would you rather for this week’s tri-podcast discussion involving The Jamhole, Hotcakes, and Stereo Radiation is as follows… Would you rather get your asshole corned by a dude (just an every day average joe six pack), or would you rather get your shit corned by the most beautiful chick with a dick you’ve ever seen in your whole life. As a matter of fact, she’s so fucking beautiful, she is the most beautiful human (man or woman or whatever) you have ever seen in your life. The choice is yours my friends, choose wisely. This is the question of the week starting Feb 23rd.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 16
Ep 155: Devastator
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 16th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“We’re now better not together then we were before.”

Hello and welcome to episode 155 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about epic valentines day failures, which leads into all the weekend shenanigans with Mat and Danni including winning money gambling, giving Danni her first orgasm, and trying to find some plain cheesecake ice cream. By the way, thejamhole.com/danni will take you to her twitter account so you can see all the shit she talks about Mat. Its fan fucking tastic. So after that we talk about Mat almost crashing into shit, and of course a little update on our good friend mother bitch Rob the stalker. After that we learn that Brayden is about as good at loading bowls as he is at putting oil in the car. The dipstick hole. Its a small miracle that boy is still alive.

So then we do some fuck my life, then we briefly do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include: Getting a free syringe with your lays, and having babies is the new addiction of choice for women. Thank you to everyone for joining us for the live show, and a special thanks to Danni for putting up with Mat for this long. So far so good. We will be back on Wednesday around 8pm for episode 156. Also, help Mat, Brayden, and Danni get to New York for Keith Malley’s standup show / birthday party supah party! All donations from now until the show will go towards plane tickets to get us over there. OR, if you have the proper resources, feel free to just send us all E-tickets. Remember, good deeds always get rewarded.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 13
Ep 154: Heart of Hearts
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 13th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“I’m thinking its time for you to fucking leave.”

Hello and welcome to episode 154 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start things off with a little Friday the 13th tribute shtick, then we let you know exactly what we think of Valentines day. This goes on and on for a good little while, then we talk about Mat’s love poems. SOoo after that we read some email correspondence between Mat and a long time friend of his, all about valentines day and relationships in general. After that we talk about some more people Mat delivers to asking him about alcohol, then we talk about some laundry drama. Gwardo calls in with the question of the week. Would you rather never orgasm or would never laugh? Holy fuck.

So then we do some fuck my life, we skip the confessions and do some news. News stories include: The iphone kills another mexican and drags him for over 15 miles. Slaying your five year old for Jesus! Knocking girls up when your thirteen. Doing your part to help control the pet population… With tequila!

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 11
Ep 153: Bottles of Beer
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 11th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“You’re the only one I know that does that.”

Hello and welcome to episode 153 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start things off with a little shtick joke humor in honor of our bro’s over at UYD. We finally caught up episode numbers to them, which is really cool for us because they are one of the shows we listened to before we started The Jamhole. So after that we talk about passing pussy amongst friends, then live video crashed of course, and then we talk about writing poems for girls you lo… like. That of course leads into some personal not girlfriend interest stories like the first time Mat stayed at his right hand man Dan’s pad.

After that we bring you late breaking updates in the Michael Phelps conspiracy, which leads us into why EVERYONE needs to VOTE NO on HB 473. Basically some douche in Roundup Montana wants to amend the Montana medical marijuana law. Really society? Ask a stupid question… So then we talk about taking shit for granted, which leads into a fantastic discussion about Nadya Suleman. If you aren’t in the no know, this is the fucking bitch who is living in a reality where its actually a good idea to have over 10 fucking kids. Everyone should leave nasty comments about how she is single handedly bringing down the US of A. You can also join us in sending her condoms and metal hangers and other forms of birth control so we help make sure she doesn’t crap out any more cunt turds. This leads us into talking about those retards over at PETA and why they like to help the homeless animal overpopulation problem by dressing up like the KKK, instead of the human overpopulation problem. Just die, everyone. Everyone except our listeners. You guys can live on. Help the Jamhole cure the worlds population problem, one retard at a time. Overpopulation should be a crime!

After that we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news, then we do a clue. News stories include: Rack up another kill for Facebook. Meeting chicks in the real world… of warcraft. Shooting out your friends brown eye with an air rifle. Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up… because I’m fucking old. That’s it, its 2 am and I’m tired as fuck. See you Friday for episode 154.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 9
Ep 152: Smoker
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 9th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“What you lookin at my eyes for? I ain’t got no candy!

Hello and welcome to episode 152 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start things off with a little myspace slash facebook comparison which kicks us into 25 things you might not know about me. Well, not me, but some girl twentysix probably tried to bone down on. We are all about learning things tonight. So after that we talk about the MPP and Michael Phelps. I know, but everyone else was talking about it, plus it has to do with weed, and weed is good. I think we even dedicated some bong hits to the poor son of a bitch. After that we talk about hickeys and poppin collars, which leads into some excerpts from a wonderful site called holladaddy! What happens when you holla daddy? We fucking holla back! You have to look at that site by the way, its priceless.

So then we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news… Florida style. Tonights news is brought to you by our most fucked up state. We are even using recent stories. This is all shit that went down in the last few days, if not yesterday. We dedicate this to Mat’s new right hand man dan the rubberband grand slam jamhole fam! This bud’s for you! Fucked up Florida news stories include: Teaching your kids to shoplift the right way. Calling the cops because your old and you didn’t get what you want. The best outfit to wear if your robbing someone. When is it a good idea to inject your buttocks with illegal brotox? How you know your driving skills are plus 50? A huge thanks to everyone that joined us for the live show, we had a blast as usual. We will see you back Wednesday around 7 or 8 pm for episode 153. Stay classy!

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

Feb 6
Ep 151: Climax
posted by: mat in podcast on 02 6th, 2009 | | No Comments »
 
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“Sometimes you just need dick!”

Hello and welcome to episode 151 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we talk about how Brayden kind of fucked us. Not just us as in Mat and Dana, but the collective Jamhole us… The US of A if you will. So we make fun of Brayden for a few, then we talk about the cure to Mat’s depression, and then we play some voicemails. This inspires Shazam to call in which turns into a 10 minute interview about picking up dudes on craigslist. So the email of the “guy” fucking with our shazam is slaphapppy@gmail.com. Good luck douche.

So then we all watch in awkward terror as Mat and Dana talk about how they have come to be. Of course that leads into some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. Don’t miss our good friend twentysix calling in throughout the show completely fucking drunk. I think we even got him puking on the recording. Fantastic! News stories include: A stripper so hot she’s on fire, and why it might not always be a good idea to have a one night stand.

A huge thanks to everyone that came out to the Friday night show, we had a blast, and I personally would like to thank Dana for staying here and putting up with me for as long as she has. Even thought I went to the store at 4:30 am to get you cold medicine so you could sleep. Your welcome :) Also real quick, pardon the levels on her mic, she wasnt used to talking into it. You can go ahead and just blame that on brayden also.

And hey Brayden, if you ever leave me like that again, I’ll fucking kill myself.

Don’t forget about our Jamhole shirt special for the month of February. From now until February 28th, Jamhole shirts are two for twenty bucks. Thats right, simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you two Jamhole shirts. One for your wife, and one for your girlfriend or mistress. It’s ok, we know, and we won’t tell a soul.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or youtube or whatever.

Buy a t-shirt, or don’t, I really don’t give a shit anymore.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $18 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, or click here to subscribe to us via iTunes! Note the new feed address? THE FEED IS CHANGING TO THIS, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION. If you stop getting the shows, maybe update the feed address. Hopefully this is the last time we will ever have to do this. WE ARE NO LONGER POSTING ON THE OLD FEED!

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

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