Monthly Archives: February 2009

Ep 160: Bare Minimum

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“Don’t forget the fucking bacon!”

Hello and welcome to episode 160 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about how awesome it is that we are now at 160 episodes, but that happiness slowly dissipates as we start talking about how Wendy’s can’t take a fucking order properly. After that we talk about how everything now a days is just awful, below par shit, and then we wonder why everything is falling apart, and how we lost our way. After that we talk about the rednecks here that want to eradicate the wolf population. I’m really glad we have our priorities straight you fucking retards! So then we talk about burning down gas stations with the power of MIND! After that we talk about the dryer breaking again of course, and then we talk about sub conscious sleep head. I’m still waiting for the evidence!

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Ep 159: Fiction

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“Don’t twitter about me when I’m in the other room idiot!”

Hello and welcome to episode 159 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about the false start all of our live listeners got to experience. Of course as is par for the course, we tried to make something better, something else broke, we all laugh as Mat gets pist trying to fix it, then Mat finally fixes it, then we continue on with our lives. Those who were around for the live show got a little special taste of that. So on tonights show we have Kyle in the studio. Happy birthday yesterday Kyle! We talk about a few of Kyles’ firsts, then we talk about that chick Mat met at the college a long time ago, then we talk about domestic violence and equal rights. It’s not just for your parents anymore! So after that we once again mention the new Spring Cleaning video and something weird youtube did. Then we talk about the best way to end any kind of argument / conversation you might ever have with anyone you ever get into a relationship with. Listen up and learn something. You can thank us by going to thejamhole.com/donate and contributing to our trip. So speaking of the trip, after that we talk about the trip and the meetup, and any expectations you might have for us while we are there. Then we talk about Kyle’s mortagage, and why live in girlfriends never pay rent. Then we talk about Mat’s toilet breaking, followed by a hair raising discussion about pubic lice. Just listen, don’t ask.

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Ep 158: The Real World

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“You gave her the best miles of her life.”

Hello and welcome to episode 158 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about the new and improved studio, The Jamhole v3.0 if you will. We also filmed a video of us doing some spring cleaning and rearranging the studio. Mat having a complete stranger come up to him asking for drugs, dodging pedestrians in the road with ninja like reflexes, and Mat’s car breaking and fucking him over. After that we play some voice mails and read some emails then we do some FML and then we do some news. News stories include: Priests raping the nuns instead of little boys cuz nun sex is better than none at all, and a man that killed himself and his two children at the same time while attempting to kill his wife. Holla back

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Ep 157: Pig Pen

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“I’ll do some coke every now and then, it ain’t no big thing.”

Hello and welcome to episode 157 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. We start out tonights show completely train wrecking the intro, which hasn’t happened in quite a long time. Then we talk about you guys giving us money to make the trip to new york. We are really looking forward to you all paying for us to get to new york. Truth be told, tonights show was kind of a drunken mess (Mat thought it would be cool to get danni and jessica drunk so maybe they would make out or something), if you were listening to the live show, you will know that plan back fired miserably. So after that we play some voicemails including the funniest joke ever told on this show! After that we talk about driving around soaking people, live streaming sex from the jamhole studio, and fool me once, fool me twice. Then we talk about danni getting pulled over for littering and… littering and…. Anyways, then we talk about abortion and sluts and kid style and being weeded. Its not what you think.

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Ep 156: Till Death Do Us Part

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“I can say this now cuz she’s not here.”

Hello and welcome to episode 156 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. Its our one year anniversary episode bitches! Happy anniversary to us, and a huge thanks to everyone that joined us live, called in, and left messages. We look forward to doing this shit for years and years to come. You guys really make this show a pleasure to do every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. So we start off the night reminiscing about past episodes, then we make a little fun at Mat’s new speech impediment due to his tongue getting stabbed. Don’t worry, it’s for a good cause. Of course, it’s for What’s her face. Oh well fuck it. So after that we talk about doing computer surgery at the bar, and whats her face doing a bit of the ol karaoke. I just wanted to sit and chill, fuck. Then we do some fucking voicemails, followed by the most horrific question you could ever ask your significant other. Blow jobs anyone? (Thats a little inside joke). After that we do some fuck my life, then we do some lightening round confessions, then we do some news.

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Ep 155: Devastator

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“We’re now better not together then we were before.”

Hello and welcome to episode 155 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about epic valentines day failures, which leads into all the weekend shenanigans with Mat and Danni including winning money gambling, giving Danni her first orgasm, and trying to find some plain cheesecake ice cream. By the way, thejamhole.com/danni will take you to her twitter account so you can see all the shit she talks about Mat. Its fan fucking tastic. So after that we talk about Mat almost crashing into shit, and of course a little update on our good friend mother bitch Rob the stalker. After that we learn that Brayden is about as good at loading bowls as he is at putting oil in the car. The dipstick hole. Its a small miracle that boy is still alive.

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Ep 154: Heart of Hearts

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“I’m thinking its time for you to fucking leave.”

Hello and welcome to episode 154 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start things off with a little Friday the 13th tribute shtick, then we let you know exactly what we think of Valentines day. This goes on and on for a good little while, then we talk about Mat’s love poems. SOoo after that we read some email correspondence between Mat and a long time friend of his, all about valentines day and relationships in general. After that we talk about some more people Mat delivers to asking him about alcohol, then we talk about some laundry drama. Gwardo calls in with the question of the week. Would you rather never orgasm or would never laugh? Holy fuck.

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Ep 153: Bottles of Beer

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“You’re the only one I know that does that.”

Hello and welcome to episode 153 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start things off with a little shtick joke humor in honor of our bro’s over at UYD. We finally caught up episode numbers to them, which is really cool for us because they are one of the shows we listened to before we started The Jamhole. So after that we talk about passing pussy amongst friends, then live video crashed of course, and then we talk about writing poems for girls you lo… like. That of course leads into some personal not girlfriend interest stories like the first time Mat stayed at his right hand man Dan’s pad.

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Ep 152: Smoker

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“What you lookin at my eyes for? I ain’t got no candy!

Hello and welcome to episode 152 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start things off with a little myspace slash facebook comparison which kicks us into 25 things you might not know about me. Well, not me, but some girl twentysix probably tried to bone down on. We are all about learning things tonight. So after that we talk about the MPP and Michael Phelps. I know, but everyone else was talking about it, plus it has to do with weed, and weed is good. I think we even dedicated some bong hits to the poor son of a bitch. After that we talk about hickeys and poppin collars, which leads into some excerpts from a wonderful site called holladaddy! What happens when you holla daddy? We fucking holla back! You have to look at that site by the way, its priceless.

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Ep 151: Climax

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“Sometimes you just need dick!”

Hello and welcome to episode 151 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we talk about how Brayden kind of fucked us. Not just us as in Mat and Dana, but the collective Jamhole us… The US of A if you will. So we make fun of Brayden for a few, then we talk about the cure to Mat’s depression, and then we play some voicemails. This inspires Shazam to call in which turns into a 10 min              ute interview about picking up dudes on craigslist. So the email of the “guy” fucking with our shazam is slaphapppy@gmail.com. Good luck douche.

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