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“Bigger chick, bigger dowry, that’s how this works.”
The people that populate this valley are some of the biggest hypocritical self righteous pretentious retard jerk off’s I have ever come into contact with. We probably have more churches per square mile than New York has Starbucks, and you would think that with a town full of such god fearing people, their perfect untainted morals would shine through such highly regarded character… But NAY it does fucking not! These people have their heads so far up Jesus Christ’s asshole, they are becoming the very same communion they are receiving. The sad thing is, these people are in the highest offices of power as far as this little valley goes, and they are sucking big infected church cock all day long. I would say the community is better, but the community is the congregation of these churches every Sunday, or at the very least, on major religious holidays. What can you do? If god was real, religious communities such as the one here in the Flathead Valley should be flourishing with awesome goodness and thriving with progress. God should be smiling down upon this town, bathing it and all it’s inhabitants in rays of pure unadulterated happiness. I see quite the opposite here. This town is a cesspool for meth and pill junkies, child molesters, theft, prostitution, fraud, embezzlement, etc… There is corruption running rampant in the airport management, the city bleeds more money than a female hemophiliac on the rag, the casinos are taking advantage of the depressed and lost just as much, if not more than the church is. There are just as many scum bag pay day loan places as there are trailer parks. Why aren’t these people good? Why isn’t life here perfect? Please tell me that our free will has destroyed the paradise god intended for us. I firmly believe the belief system these people hold so dear and true to their heart is what has made the valley the depressed dot on the map it is today. Let’s have a big round of applause for god! Let’s have an even bigger round of applause for all of you lost sheep who got suckered into believing this shit. Don’t feel too bad, I got tricked too, when I was a kid. The church has had thousands of years perfecting it’s illusion, plus you were probably indoctrinated as a child, so you never really had a chance. Granted, in every community like this, you do have good people, you just don’t see them very often because they are lost in the sea of shit that is the religious cult. Basically, you have been fooled into believing in god because someone in your life said if you don’t, you will burn in hell eternally. Sounds like you got fooled by the oldest trick in the book. Scare someone into doing what you want. Hey, if you don’t listen to The Jamhole, you will spontaneously combust. If you don’t donate to The Jamhole, your heart will stop beating. You won’t know when, you won’t know where. Do you want your heart to stop beating? Do you want to spontaneously combust? I don’t either, so just donate some money and listen to The Jamhole, and everything will be ok.
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