Ep 227: Be Cool

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“I know that’s not going to accomplish anything.”

As hot as it gets in here, we manage to stay cool. Are you cool? If you listen to this show, of course you are. You have that heightened sense of awareness that only comes with being a Jamhole listener. You walk with an extra smooth demeanor because you know things other people do not. You are awareness, and it shows. People look at you and say to themselves, “Dayum, that human is totally aware of stuff.” We are quickly approaching our 250th episode, and on tomorrows show we will announce all the details. That’s right, we have finalized a venue, and the itinary is complete. Are you experienced? If not, after September 25th, you will be. We are very excited for this, and I hope to see you all here. I know we are in tough economic times, but if you have any kind of vacation time, or money saved up in a piggy bank, this will be the last and most awesome thing you do this summer. Montana is one of the most beautiful places in the US of A, not only for its scenery and comfortabilty, it’s serene calmness and affordability, but because Montana plays host to us, The Jamhole. We are Montana’s longest running, most funniest and awesome, best podcast ever. We beat the pants off those awful awkwardly sad radio hosts. We are more entertaining then most things you will find on television. But the greatest thing about The Jamhole is this. When we do live shows every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, not only do you get to sit and enjoy the show, you actually get to become part of the show. Whether it be by typing feedback into our live feedback system, calling into the live phone number, leaving messages, or just typing in the chat, we love to interact with you all, and you make the show what it is. For that we thank you, and on September 25th, we are going to PARTY SUPER PARTY! Jamhole style. I have told you all before, I have many styles, but this one is by far my most favorite.

  • Danni is a puking machine. I counted her vomit eight times from when I got home until bedtime. I really do think she’s dying. Sad face.
  • This is actually the RIGHT way to snorkel.
  • You don’t sail much do you? Oh wells, thanks for entertaining us.
  • Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Come take a listen to our swamp cooler. Thanks slum lord millionaire, we appreciate it.
  • More proof the neighbor downstairs is a fucking weirdo. Who watches porn with their door wide open? A fucking weirdo that’s who.
  • This is why I don’t like going grocery shopping. Make your jokes now, but my inner fat kid is stronger than you think. Pray you don’t ever meet him. I fucked up that lemon meringue pie something fierce. This is the wrath of the fat kid.
  • Cocaine cures everything. Let’s pause for this small puke break.
  • Running into dangerous shit with a hard on. Boners can be very painful if used improperly.
  • Emily reads a confession from a young lady who thankfully had an abortion. Thanks twentysix!
  • Let’s talk about how to sucker young women into having sex with you.
  • And of course, the rebuttal. God hates all sin. Unless of course, it’s past sin… You are a hypocrite god.
  • What’s wrong with members of the PGB? Oh wells, we have a question of the week from Josh of the Bigmouths Podcast!
  • It’s a new month on Podcast Alley, so if you haven’t for the month of August, you should all probably go give us a vote so the new people that go to PCA looking for new podcasts to listen to will find us. We are currently 13th out of over 3,000 “Comedy” podcasts. With your help we can break into the top ten again, and stay there for the whole month.
  • If you have an Iphone, you should probably go check out the new Keith and The Girl Iphone App. Its pretty bad ass, even if the Iphone is not. So if someone wants to start making our iphone app, that would be awesome!
  • Hey California, are you just now figuring out that making pot legal and taxing it will take care of your budget problem? If you would have listened to us, you could have solved that problem months ago. That’s right, if you got a problem yo I’ll solve it, check out the hook while…
  • If you want to get us a bad ass present, a volcano is the gift that keeps on giving.
  • Church drug super sex party orgy fuck fest time. I’m all about this, minus the cops and the church part. Unless you can use the church part to get rid of the cop part. Which they apparently did not, or if they did, they did it wrong.
  • Out of all the dogs to have sex with, you had to whip it… Whip it real good! As long as it’s your dog, I honestly don’t give a fuck. But pick a better dog you fucking retard. I believe we also take another puke break here somewhere.
  • This is why you do not chase pussy in the highway. It can be hazardous to your health. Also, don’t throw kittens into the middle of the road. That’s just not nice.
  • This might be why Asian have penis so small… So small. Stop being assholes to animals. Let’s all have a cry now.
  • The point of life is actually NOT to see how many animals we can cram into our little shit hole houses. Unless you have down syndrome, stop being so retarded please.
  • Start taking care of your water coolers please. Not just for me, but for your local water guy. He will thank you.