TJH 677: Whistlepig

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“First of all, it was already fucking broke.”

Hey look, it’s a new episode of the Jamhole. As much as I didn’t want to really do this, BJ thought it would be a good idea, so here we are. I hope you enjoy it. It’s been a real couple of weeks. We make a lot of jokes on this show, some funny, some not so much. But at the end of the day, we are real people just like you who deal with real shit. At the end of the day, it’s a lot easier to deal with that shit by making jokes than allowing it to swallow you up. That’s how it goes. Our thoughts are with all those involved.

As I said, a lot of real shit happened. Our condolences go out to all those who knew the deceased, and are still with us to mourn the loss.

The baby ate her crib, so BJ destroyed it.

When Puffer is out changing the oil, he’s probably just getting drunk.

Brayden is getting married in July. We’re going to try and make a party out of it. Like a party on top of the wedding party. Redfox knows what I mean.

What’s the definition of an island? Pretty sure salt water is involved.

Let’s congratulate Minnesota for being the next state to recently get rid of the marital rape exemption.

A Scientology cruise ship was recently quarantined due to a little Measles infection.

The Measles outbreak has spread a bit since the last episode.

The Bubonic Plague is also starting up. Apparently a couple got it from eating a Marmot in Mongolia.

If the hospital drops your baby onto a table and you get it on camera, what sort of payout could you expect?

This dude threw an iguana at the Perkins manager in Ohio.

If you are going to torture your girlfriends baby, definitely wear a scary mask while doing it. Style points for days.

Thanks for listening to this nonsense. If you like music, check out my Bandcamp, or the Music page here. You can also find my music on iTunes, YouTube Music, Amazon, Google Play Music, Spotify, and probably a bunch of other places. Just Google Mat Lee.

We also have a pretty sweet glass shop over on SPOG aka Sweet Piece of Glass. If you need some dope new American made glass art, hit me up on IG and check out SPOG.

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Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...
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