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Ep 300: And Still Shit

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“Do you remember when we got ripped off for buying weed, twice?”

Three hundred episodes in the can, almost two years of doing the jamhole and we’re still going strong. Just make sure you don’t measure how strong we are going by the sound of this episodes Kaboom. Let me give you a little inside insight. For the last forty to fifty episodes, people in the live chat have been asking for Danni to do the Kaboom. Then finally last night, I was going to let her do it. Then we get the idea that rather than Danni herself doing the Kaboom, everyone should do it. Everyone includes Danni, Chris, Odie, and Brayden. So I’m like sure, that sounds good. I sit back as the intro plays, intent on letting everyone else do the Kaboom. What happens after the backspin? Absolute silence. Along with achieving three hundred episode spartan status, I believe we also have one of the jamhole’s most awkward silences ever. I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did. It has been an honor bringing you all over five hundred hours of jamhole goodness. Thank you all for helping us grow this show into what it has become, and we look forward to bringing you at least three hundred more episodes. Keep supporting the show, spreading the word, interacting, and staying sexy, and we’ll keep making fun of stuff, and talking shit.

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Ep 248: Man Period

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“Mat has had more fingers up his butt than I have.”

I honestly don’t know what to type right now, the closer it gets the live show, the quickly it becomes the only thing I’m thinking about. Well, that and my penis of course. But really, I only think about that when I’m peeing, or pooping. Ever since the beginning of the jamhole, I’ve made it my goal to put as much effort into it as I would want someone else to put into something I listen to. If no one gave a shit about the podcasts they do, we’d all still be listening to terrestrial radio. We wouldn’t have made the connections we have made, and the overall quality of life would be lower. Each different podcast has it’s own personality, it’s own life, and that’s something people really pick up on in this modern age we try to live in. It’s cool, we enjoy it, and I’m really excited for September 25th. The cool thing about it is probably going to be the fact that I have to work like it’s any other day, while the rest of you are here hanging out enjoying the sunshine. Regardless, it’s going to be a good show, and I hope to see you all there. I should probably do the notes now.

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Ep 191: Spring Cleaning

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“I got paid to rub one out on this paper towel.”

Hello and welcome to episode 191 of made in Montana tri-weekly free comedy podcast. In tonight’s episode Mat has a mid-life pod crisis. Then we talk about some blah and some blahblahblah. After that we get into some meh and some bleh. Then we talk about some other shit but who really cares anymore, this is probably the last episode. Everyone email Mat and tell him how much you all love him and need to hear The Jamhole so he won’t be so depressed and get the sand out of his vagina. So we talk about the 7 clearly fake stories that fooled the mainstream media into thinking it was a real story, might want to check your sources. We probably talk about something else after that which leads us to talk about some other shit.

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Ep 177: Money Talks

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“Leave us smokers the fuck alone!”

Hello and welcome to episode 177 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out talking about how we kinda fucked ourselves on where and when we have to be for our plane ride to NY. Then we talk about the equipment we are bringing so we can do live shows while in NY. Huge holla to the guys at Music One Workshop for always being there for us and helping us out with equipment and whatnot, and hopefully letting me pay for the rental of lapel mics when we get back from the trip (hint hint). Then we talk about the awesome jamhole logo sterling silver pendant Mat got for the first lady of the jamhole (holla out to LFB Goldwork you do awesome work, thank you very much from all of us, please don’t get me fired). So yea, you can all get one if you want, email info@thejamhole.com if your interested. While we are talking about this stuff, Danni is getting hit on in thejamhole.com/livevideo. Remember guys, if you wanna see these hot ass titties, its gonna cost you. She ain’t no cheap slut. At least not for you internet perv’s. So then we talk about how shitty buying roll your own tobacco is now, and how you can’t even find it around here anymore. Then we read a story about smoking.

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Ep 159: Fiction

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“Don’t twitter about me when I’m in the other room idiot!”

Hello and welcome to episode 159 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights episode we start the show talking about the false start all of our live listeners got to experience. Of course as is par for the course, we tried to make something better, something else broke, we all laugh as Mat gets pist trying to fix it, then Mat finally fixes it, then we continue on with our lives. Those who were around for the live show got a little special taste of that. So on tonights show we have Kyle in the studio. Happy birthday yesterday Kyle! We talk about a few of Kyles’ firsts, then we talk about that chick Mat met at the college a long time ago, then we talk about domestic violence and equal rights. It’s not just for your parents anymore! So after that we once again mention the new Spring Cleaning video and something weird youtube did. Then we talk about the best way to end any kind of argument / conversation you might ever have with anyone you ever get into a relationship with. Listen up and learn something. You can thank us by going to thejamhole.com/donate and contributing to our trip. So speaking of the trip, after that we talk about the trip and the meetup, and any expectations you might have for us while we are there. Then we talk about Kyle’s mortagage, and why live in girlfriends never pay rent. Then we talk about Mat’s toilet breaking, followed by a hair raising discussion about pubic lice. Just listen, don’t ask.

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Ep 142: Professionalism

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“Can I get you naked on a silver platter?”

Hello and welcome episode 142 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Well, live audio at least… Sorry to everyone but due to technical difficulties beyond our control, the Friday night podcast was actually not live video. The site we do our live video / audio feed from disappeared, but of course, as soon as we were finished with the show it was back online, so fuck us, and fuck all of you.

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Ep 141: Lube

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“The answer is Chlamydia!”

Hello and welcome episode 141 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Thank you all so very fucking much for joining us on this Wednesday night live show. In tonights episode we start the show off with a bit of the old this and that back and forth, then we get into some how my day at work went from totally fucking awesome to totally not fucking awesome, and then we announce the thejamhole.com slash forums t shirt contest winner. After that we do some confessions, then we do some news, and then we do some motherfucking clues. News stories include: sex offender lottery, one of the few times a chainsaw just won’t cut it, and robbing a house wielding a dildo. I would try to be more funny on tonights show notes, but its just now turning 2:04 in the am, I used up the majority of my funny during the actual show, and of course, I have to work in like 6 hours. Wanna fix that little problem? Of course you do. Go to thejamhole.com/donate and pay my rent or something. Don’t fret my pretty, the next live show is just a wish away. See you Friday! Go mess around on the rest of the site, or join the forums. Chances are there is something new for you somewhere on there.

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Ep 140: Dirty Work

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“I can’t say I’ve ever done that”

Hello and welcome episode 140 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Thank you all so very fucking much for joining us on this Monday night live show. In tonights episode we start the show off talking about the jamhole forums contest, then we take a call from Shazam about her facebook arch nemesis named Tracy Boyd. Feel free to find her on facebook or myspace or whatever, and do whatever it is people do to people they don’t like on the internet. After that we talk about sad unwanted displays of affection, and then we talk about Mat and his balls chilling outside in the cold winter breeze. Then we do some confessions, then we do some news, then we do some mother fucking clues. News stories include: Running for the border… to get married. Is that a dead fetus in your purse, or are you just happy to see me? Wii like to kill dogs, and of course selling your 14 year old for money and beer… and meat. We had a great time, thank you very much to everyone that joined us for the live show. We will be back with episode 141 on Wednesday. Sign up for sms updates or follow the twitter to know when the feed goes live.

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Ep 139: Eye of the Storm

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“Remind me to never fuck a chick you fucked again.”

Hello and welcome episode 139 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Thank you all so very fucking much for joining us on this Friday night live show. In tonights episode we start the show off talking about the boobies that have been posted on the Jamhole forums. If you wanna support the show and you are female, send a pic of your boobies with something Jamhole related on them to info@thejamhole.com. This will give us street cred in the podosphere. In the podosphere, street cred is just as good if not better than cash money. Speaking of the forums, we have setup a post for the official send mat to argentina in june fund. Check it out and help Mat be happy for a couple weeks. Trust me, the heart break afterwards will be more then worth it. After that we talk about Ryan’s new problem. There has been a contest to win a free jamhole tshirt that just so happens to have to do with Ryan’s new problem. Go to thejamhole.com/forums and be the first to guess the disease Ryan has, and you will win yourself a jamhole tshirt. The contest ends next week some time. After that we talk about the movie Fix, and a couple other movies that we’ve watched, then we talk about our plan to form the podcast coalition (Mat, Brayden, Keith, Chemda, Seth, Jonathan, Dee, Lance, Tim, Capital Z, and McGee), and approach the government for bailout money. I mean fuck, if wall street, car manufacturers, and the porn industry can do it, why the fuck can’t we? All we’re asking for is roughly eleven bucks from each tax payer in the US of A. Thats all. After this we talk about a few new things that have killed more people than marijuana including accidentally killing a mobsters 12 year old, taking pictures of grasshoppers, and global warming. After that we do a few confessions, then we do some news. News stories include but are not limited to: Faking a suicide to get world of warcraft gold, let the liquor do the talking, the most annoying kidney stone ever, banging your 5th grade teacher, and what Jamhole episode would be complete without some good ol wholesome necrophilia. Enjoy your penis!

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Ep 138: Burial Ground

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“You should’ve listened to your parents and stayed in school.”

Hello and welcome episode 138 of the live video / audio podcast you have all come to know and love as The Jamhole. Thank you so very fucking much to everyone that joined us for the Wednesday night live show. In tonights episode we start the show off with the for real conclusion to the Mat and Nickole saga (read failure), then we get into liars liars, pants on fires, then we talk about the jamhole plan to get money out of all y’all. After that we talk about Mat’s hellish day at work, and Mat flying a plane. Then we do some confessions, then we do some news, then we do some head to head style blotter. News stories include but are not limited to: Employee discounts at the whore house, getting lost to death in your own trash, have you seen our son… in the past ten years?, and selling blow for charity.

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