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Ep 232: Kidfights

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“We do live like trash don’t we.”

When the saints go marching in, blinded by their own sin we rarely have a chance to connect. Floating around the ether instinctively following some pre programmed ordinance to fuck themselves off so perfectly, that some have said god actually appears to catch the ejaculate right as its gliding through the air into a gold goblet. Some say god is saving the sperm filled samples to create a race of super advanced even more less likely to succeed super, human mutant retards that will operate as his army. Which side are you on? I’ll tell you one thing, those retards give me the creeps, so I think it’s safe to say what side I’ll be on. I mean of course I’ll wait until the very last second, one because I’m a procrastinator, and two because I like to make educated guesses, so I’ll need as much evidence and information on the topic as possible, then I’ll pick. A very wise man once told me, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friends nose.” In today’s society, this couldn’t be more true. I don’t like all this nose picking that’s going on. It’s starting to drive me crazy.

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Ep 226: You Been Served

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“You had to have known this was gonna happen right?”

Sometimes life can be very overwhelming, and you might wanna just give in and give up. But then other times you feel like you are on top of the world and nothing can stop you. It’s this ebb and flow that makes life worth living, I mean really how awesome would shit be if it was all just great all the time. Great would turn into good which would turn into ok, and that’s where it would stay. Everything would just be ok. But because things suck so bad sometimes, that opens up the door for the possibility of things being really fucking awesome sometimes. It’s a give and take, a balance if you will. Basically that is the key. Balance runs the universe whether it be the secret of why suns don’t collapse under such immense pressure and mass, or down on a molecular level why we do the things we do. It’s all relative.

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