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Ep 295: Shelter Island

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“Stay the fuck off of my 92.7.”

In all my years being connected to the internet, I’ve seen my fair share of fucked up shit. It usually comes in the form of a stretched out asshole with shit all over it, or a horse cock penetrating a human male to death, or a glass getting broken inside a human male’s asshole, you get the picture. I was reading through my latest google news page, when I came across this little gem. If you can’t click the link, let me give you the gist of it. Basically it’s a robot sex doll who just so happens to be artificially intelligent. Her name is RoXXXy. No pun intended. What really rubbed me awkwardly about this little robot sex vixen, is the basis and inspiration of her creator. Douglas Hines says the inspiration for RoXXXy comes from a friend who died during the September 11th attacks. Ok, so let me get this straight, you created an artificially intelligent sex doll because you lost a friend in 9/11? I don’t know about you, but that gives me the fucking creeps. Apparently Mr. Hines set out to create an autonomous robot humanoid to allow his friends children to grow up with somewhat of a father figure, but because of how the market was, he ended up creating a sex doll. You kind of went the other way with that didn’t you. From father figure to motherly cum receptacle. I guess the market really does dictate invention. I mean let’s be honest, what good is a doll unless it has a couple of holes to fuck? (She cums with three). Exactly, not very good at all. The robot comes with five customizable personalities ( Frigid Farrah, Wild Wendy, S&M Susan, Young and Mature Martha), as well as the capability to program your own. The base model starts at $7,000. I don’t know about you, but for that much money, I could find something a lot more attractive and interactive to stick my dick in. But, rich people do have weird fetishes, so who knows. If you start seeing these things wandering around, it’s time to kick the HUAR plan into full speed. This is the beginning of the end of humanity. I’m calling that shit right now.

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Ep 267: Good Deals

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“I can’t walk to the toilet so I’ll just poop right here.”

Tomorrow is finally the day the new droid comes out. I have personally been waiting three years for a phone on verizon that is better than the xv6900. Lots of promises have been made, but they have all fallen short. The storm was a joke, the storm 2 probably the same joke, just told a different way. The touch pro family is decent, but nothing that makes me want to get rid of the phone I currently have. It’s weird how they discontinue the good products, just to release more shit products. Someone should really explain to them why the business model they have adopted sucks. Who knows, maybe they don’t give a shit, because if you want to buy one of their phones for a halfway decent price, you have to lock yourself in to a two year contract. It will be interesting to see how many people renew those contracts once they are up. Don’t get me wrong, verizon has done some good, and compared to the other cell phone providers here in the Flathead Valley, they are the best. They have a fantastic network, if only they would spend that much time and effort into making sure the phones they allow you to use on the network were good.

My main problem with verizon is that they always load the smart phones they sell with crap that no one wants. Why would you pay extra money every month for a stupid verizon app that lets you download music, when you can get the free Gsplayer and copy your own music to the device? Why would you pay more money every month for the shitty verizon navigator program, when you could get free google maps for windows mobile, which works much better. Oh right, because they locked out the gps to only work with the verizon navigator software. Granted, you can spend countless hours trying to unlock the gps yourself, reprogramming the rom and whatnot, ┬ásometimes it works, sometimes you completely brick your phone. It’s unnecessary bullshit. Stop putting useless crap on phones please. They had better not fuck around with that shit when the droid comes out. I want the phone as google intended it. This means NOT having to pay all these extra fees just to get the functionality that the phone should have came with in the first place. So once again I say, please don’t fuck this up verizon. You NEED this.

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