Ep 272: Baby Girls

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“It’s like your dick got lipo and you didn’t get the stomach staple with it because your broke.” I’m taking the day off. There’s plenty of other shit to read on the internet. I need a break. The new metalocalypse season is fucking awesome. The new Venture Bros season is fucking awesome. Stargate Universe is…… Continue reading Ep 272: Baby Girls

Ep 271: Valroids

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“I gave you an¬†artificial¬†erection, to make sure that the stitches would hold.” The healing time begins. Everything seems weird to me now, like I’m watching it from above, play out below me. Sure I can interact with it, but sometimes it’s more fun to just sit back and watch. I’m not sure how long this…… Continue reading Ep 271: Valroids

Ep 267: Good Deals

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“I can’t walk to the toilet so I’ll just poop right here.” Tomorrow is finally the day the new droid comes out. I have personally been waiting three years for a phone on verizon that is better than the xv6900. Lots of promises have been made, but they have all fallen short. The storm was…… Continue reading Ep 267: Good Deals