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TJH 653: Heart Sandwich

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“My condolences, but we can’t reach your friend.”

Thanks for checking out another fantastically funny episode of this podcast thing we do called the Jamhole. I’m Mat, and this is my show. Last we chatted some things were getting launched, trips were taken, and life has been a little more grand than it usually is. Things are nice. Let’s get down to business. The Palici album Chthonic Chronicles my brother and I made was released on October 22nd. If you use Facebook, definitely toss a like over to my brother’s music page on Facebook and follow him on Soundcloud. He produces some amazing shit, and it was really awesome finally getting a chance to work with him. We’re already hard at work on our next project. While you’re on Facebook, also be sure to like my Mat Lee GU page.

So, where can you get it? If you haven’t already, the only place you need to go is the Jamhole Music page. From there you can find links and embeds to all the music we’ve ever released. If you want a more direct approach, you can pay for it here on Google Play Music or stream it if you are an All Access subscriber. Find it here on Bandcamp for a name your price download. The going rate seems to be ten bucks, but give whatever you can. You can also purchase the album over on CD Baby. Also, if you can handle the audio quality, I was interviewed by our friend Anthony Farrior for Craydar Music. I think that’s about it, enjoy the show notes, and stay warm out there.

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Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?”

There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them, and football season being another. We discuss quite a few things in tonight’s episode, I just wanted to reiterate how stupid I think this is. I know that somehow, a lot of you think football is such a great sport, passed down to man from the gods themselves. But seriously, you all act like you play the sport yourself, which you do not. You don’t play shit, unless of course you count that stupid fantasy football shit, which only counts in as much as dungeons and dragons counts you being a real dragon slayer. There is absolutely nothing in your life that you do that has any effect, negative or positive, on any football team, past, present, or future. Unless of course, you take all that fantasy money you won playing fantasy football, and you buy yourself a real football team.

For a bunch of adults that have adult jobs and adult responsibilities like raising kids and paying bills, you all act like uneducated cattle. Just because maybe once upon a time you had a dream drilled into your still young, malleable brains, that one day you were going to grow up big and strong and play pro ball, and maybe, instead, grew up lazy and fat and your father watched those dreams of his crumble before his very own eyes like so many cookie crumbs on your shirt, so now you get a raging hard on whenever you see the NFL on television, or hear anyone speak of football, and to this day you still have no idea why. Sure, when I was a kid my friends and I used to play football at recess, and sure, it was a great time. But let me say that again. WHEN I WAS A KID. So basically, if you know me in real life, please refrain from bringing up things like football, and I’ll refrain from giving you my “I honestly don’t give a fuck about anything coming out of your mouth right now” face. Trust me, it’s for the best.

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