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TJH 656: Dancing Dick

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“AHHHH my studio is falling apart!”

Welcome to the first episode of the rest of your life. Not really, but this is the first episode of the new year. It’s probably not feeling all that new anymore, being 22 days in, but we’re trying to keep the magic alive. So much shit has happened since we last spoke, and I can’t wait for you to hear all about it. If this website is my life, we’re about to start a new chapter. I’m very excited. For now, make sure to check out our friend Mike Boudet’s true crime show Sword and Scale. Peep the first episode of the new season, episode 33, and you’ll hear a track from the Palici Chthonic Chronicles. Fuck yeah you guys and girls, fuck yeah.

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Ep 234: Save a Whale

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“If you can’t deal, you’re a faggot.”

With everything happening in the world today, most of it affecting everyone on a larger scale, it amazes me people still find the time to complain and be ┬ábothered about stupid shit. He called me a skank on his blog, she made a sign that makes fun of fat people, you don’t believe what I do, you look different than me, you have sex with the same gender, and the list goes on. Hey people, maybe if you spent more time worrying about shit that matters, like maybe the fact that your children are going to be retarded as fuck because their text books are way out dated, or the fact that we are completely fucking up the planet we live on, and so far we haven’t found a suitable replacement planet, or maybe the fact that we are at the mercy of a handful of companies, and as much as you like to think they have your best interest in mind, they don’t. Just please, open your eyes and focus on something that matters for a change, before its even more too late than it already probably is. Who gives a shit about who’s cheating on who on your favorite tv show, none of that is gonna matter pretty soon when our society is reduced to nothing more than a bunch of fat uneducated, unmotivated, uninspired retards, and our planet is falling apart at the seams. No offense to retards or seams of course. That’s your parents fault. Good luck everyone!

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