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Ep 232: Kidfights

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“We do live like trash don’t we.”

When the saints go marching in, blinded by their own sin we rarely have a chance to connect. Floating around the ether instinctively following some pre programmed ordinance to fuck themselves off so perfectly, that some have said god actually appears to catch the ejaculate right as its gliding through the air into a gold goblet. Some say god is saving the sperm filled samples to create a race of super advanced even more less likely to succeed super, human mutant retards that will operate as his army. Which side are you on? I’ll tell you one thing, those retards give me the creeps, so I think it’s safe to say what side I’ll be on. I mean of course I’ll wait until the very last second, one because I’m a procrastinator, and two because I like to make educated guesses, so I’ll need as much evidence and information on the topic as possible, then I’ll pick. A very wise man once told me, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friends nose.” In today’s society, this couldn’t be more true. I don’t like all this nose picking that’s going on. It’s starting to drive me crazy.

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Ep 227: Be Cool

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“I know that’s not going to accomplish anything.”

As hot as it gets in here, we manage to stay cool. Are you cool? If you listen to this show, of course you are. You have that heightened sense of awareness that only comes with being a Jamhole listener. You walk with an extra smooth demeanor because you know things other people do not. You are awareness, and it shows. People look at you and say to themselves, “Dayum, that human is totally aware of stuff.” We are quickly approaching our 250th episode, and on tomorrows show we will announce all the details. That’s right, we have finalized a venue, and the itinary is complete. Are you experienced? If not, after September 25th, you will be. We are very excited for this, and I hope to see you all here. I know we are in tough economic times, but if you have any kind of vacation time, or money saved up in a piggy bank, this will be the last and most awesome thing you do this summer. Montana is one of the most beautiful places in the US of A, not only for its scenery and comfortabilty, it’s serene calmness and affordability, but because Montana plays host to us, The Jamhole. We are Montana’s longest running, most funniest and awesome, best podcast ever. We beat the pants off those awful awkwardly sad radio hosts. We are more entertaining then most things you will find on television. But the greatest thing about The Jamhole is this. When we do live shows every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, not only do you get to sit and enjoy the show, you actually get to become part of the show. Whether it be by typing feedback into our live feedback system, calling into the live phone number, leaving messages, or just typing in the chat, we love to interact with you all, and you make the show what it is. For that we thank you, and on September 25th, we are going to PARTY SUPER PARTY! Jamhole style. I have told you all before, I have many styles, but this one is by far my most favorite.

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Ep 220: Naked Pinups

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“We’re just gonna have to blow up the moon!”

I really wish there was an easy way to show you all how funny danni looks when she is impatiently waiting for water to boil. It’s the greatest thing in the world. I find great amounts of joy in it. Which is probably good, considering in these dire times we all are partaking in, great amounts of joy seem to visit us all few and far between. I mean of course you all get joy from new jamhole episodes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, just like we get joy out of creating them. I get joy out of a few other podcasts that are doing their thing, producing great content and keeping it real so to speak. I get joy out of the fact that my job keeps me active and is a good daily workout, otherwise I would be a huge fat fuck like the majority of america. That would most definitely not bring me great amounts of joy. Anyways, its late and we just got done recording the Wednesday night episode, so I had better rap this up. Also, I hope you all enjoyed Josh’s podcast gangbang song at the beginning of the episode. We sure did! Much better than his podcast rap. I’ll make you a deal Josh, you leave the rapping to me, and I’ll leave the singing to you. Happy moon landing day!

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