Ep 233: Prawns!


“How many alien jokes could you fit in here you faggot?”

You push it in, you pull it out, you repeat. How long can this go on for before you just wanna pull it in, then push it out, then blow your fucking brains out all over the place? As humans we are known for loving a good solid routine. But, some of us have evolved high functioning brains that let us know when some shit is about to go down, and then it’s time to cut losses and get the fuck out. The only problem is, you can’t. You’re trapped, attached to the cell of your own design by the proverbial ball and chain. Every single solitary human being has a ball and chain on the leg in one form or another. Like I said earlier, some of us have the capability and the intellectual prowess to figure out how to cut the chain off. On the other hand, if you haven’t figured that out by now, you’ll probably just end up hanging yourself with it.

  • Cheesecake filling and butterfingers. A little piece of heaven, and this actually DOES exist!
  • Danni actually can cook some good fucking shit.
  • We are nesting very well, and once in a while you just gotta eat a good dinner.
  • District 9 was better than transformers 2, hopefully the next district will be better. Here is the story.
  • Check out the new logo on our site and the forums! Its awesome, no big deal. Thanks german bob.
  • We now have a friendfeed account at thejamhole.com/friendfeed. Check it out!
  • Danni is getting famous in town, and not the kind that makes ribs. This is the jamhole, it’s kind of our thing.
  • Hobo’s are out in full force, and trying to get a nut on.
  • Can you post bail on an EBT card?
  • Our security is threatened because someone broke the door trying to get the old couch out. I wonder who that was?
  • Brad Pitt used to puff mad amounts of ganja. Probably still does. No big deal.
  • This is why you should not actually smoke pot during pottery class if your name is Danni.
  • Danni would fuck the shit out of Jack Sparrow. Someone has a pirate fetish. Arrgg matey!
  • Hey bigmouths, nice show quality on the last episode. If you had a real hosting plan, that wouldn’t be a problem. Just sayin… Nice video though.
  • Did you hear that? No you fucking didn’t because our shit is tight son!
  • Guess who’s responsible for another death. The motherfucking Ipod sucka!
  • Who wants to make our Iphone app for us? Email info@thejamhole.com if you can do that.
  • You are stupid if ¬†all you want in life is a baby. Especially a Chinese one. Gigantic was odd, but entertaining nonetheless.
  • A little fuck my life anyone? Sure, why the fuck not!
  • Love is a complicated thing. That’s something you are supposed to do retard.
  • We are having a motherfucking party September 25th! Check out the details.

By Mat Lee

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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