Ep 364: Cry It Out


“It’s not my fault people make me be a dick.”

So, how about those… Nevermind, this is silly. I hope you all enjoyed the show. Shaun wanted me to mention that he should probably never be that drunk on the show again. I’m pretty sure he divulged some pretty personal shit, and if he ever listens back to the show, he’s gonna feel pretty sad about it. Shit, I feel pretty sad about it. That’s what a sixer of the PB’s will do to you. Anyways, I posted this on twitter, but I’d like to talk about it here. Let’s face it, you don’t wanna hear about my sad ass relationship problems. Or do you? Well, you can listen to the Wednesday show and figure out what’s up. So, this guy here, this 31 year old computer hacker,¬†decided it would be a good idea to steal a bunch of personal information, credit card numbers, anything you might need to steal someone’s identity. The cool thing about this is, he stole information from women, then blackmailed them into getting all hot and heavy on the web cam for him. The still greatest part about this whole fucking thing is… Most of the women actually did it! Apparently he tricked them by using free song downloads that were infected with malware. Once you click on some nasty stupid shit like that, it’s pretty much over. Tape up the camera on your laptop, especially if you are a hot sexy chick. Although, if you are a hot sexy chick, chances are you have some sort of hot sexy filth of yourself on your computer. Of course, once you have total control of someone’s computer, you have to go perusing through C:/mycomputer/pictures/filthy_sex to see what sort of treasure can be found. So in closing I just want to say right on to this guy, and right on to hot sexy chicks. Thank you.

  • Tonights episode of the Jamhole is once again brought to you by Shaun being drunk on PBR.
  • Idaho was awesome. It’s god’s country out there.
  • Libby is cool too, you can negotiate hotel room prices if you are smooth about it. Thanks Mercaedes.
  • I found the greatest folf course ever in Athol Idaho. Check the PDGA course directory to find a super sweet course near you.
  • The Basement Boyz 100th episode went totally awesome… For me and everyone who watched it. Maybe not so much for the basement boyz themselves. That’s why you can’t really do a live podcast show in a bar. Next time, come here and we’ll use the restaurant again.
  • Here’s where it all kind of goes downhill. It always starts at the pool. It’s fine, I still don’t have any game apparently.
  • Honestly, I had a horrible fucking time. No game, no chicks, no nothing. ¬†:( What’s wrong with me?
  • Ward calls in to tell us all what the fuck went down at the Basement Boyz 100th ep.
  • I let Dana hang out with dudes and I don’t say shit. I take a girl to a live podcast show and now I’m the asshole?
  • Idaho rappers don’t fuck around. I thought rolling in six deep was cool, they fools roll in like 8 deep. All wearing the same shirts, like a huge white gangsta boy band rap circus. It was a sight to behold. It was just like that Atmosphere song describes.
  • Doing a live audience show isn’t as easy as it sounds. But I really enjoyed the stand up part of it. Seeing you guys do that was awesome.
  • Shaun has known me many years, and I am a HUGE douche. I’m a dick. I’m also an OK friend once in a while.
  • Shaun’s brother calls in. It’s the raspy voice cast. Why does everyone have the fucking black plague?
  • If I would have known that Dana was going to react like that, I probably never would have told her. Please stop being so jealous. Thank you. Yes, she really did get mad, if you were wondering.
  • Shaun goes digging through the porn collection. Find anything fun? Of course.
  • Fuck me indeed. I wasn’t even trying to fuck. From this point on, it’s just me and Shaun. How awkward was that?
  • Happy Father’s day to you! Here is a couple of stab wounds. Thanks daddy!
  • Am I in the wrong here, because she’s really pist. Feel free to express yourself with an email to info@thejamhole.com or by using the comment form on the about us page.
  • You live and learn. Shaun, your brother sounds just like you. When you have pneumonia.
  • Mark Zuckerberg might die a virgin because of draw Muhammad day. Hey whoever believes this shit, if your prophet can’t have a stupid picture drawn of them, your prophet is a huge pussy bitch. Here is a picture of lego Muhammad fucking a lego chick.
  • Shooting yourself in the head for a great picture. I would really love to see the photo. Why would you pull the trigger for a picture? That’s just silly.
  • If you get raped by a big fat guy, you probably deserve to get raped. Or you actually wanted it.
  • Shaun gets really deep and serious and sad for a quick hot minute. You have to hear this. Like I said before, he probably won’t get this drunk on the show ever again.
  • Ward calls back to reminisce about the hot chick I brought to the basement boyz podcast.
  • We’ll see you Tuesday for the Hot Box, and Wednesday for the next episode of the Jamhole. If you enjoyed the show, please help pay some of it’s bills. At the very least, tell your friends. You have friends right?

By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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