TJH 575: Newton’s Cradle


“This is what people call the poo machine.”

Whoa, remember Danni? That’s right, she’s back in this episode of you’re favorite free comedy podcast, The Jamhole. It seems like it’s been forever since we did a show together, and if you play your cards right, you might just get yourself a special Friday episode. We’ll see what happens, but for now, be sure to get subscribed to the show in iTunes, then write us a raving review. The more reviews we get, the better we look in the all seeing eyes of iTunes, the more people will be able to find our show. Thanks for listening and as usual, tap read more for links and show notes.

Danni is back bitches, and what a return it is. She’s alive, talking shit like a pro and reading your private Facebook messages right here on the show. How many of you just shit your pants?

Happy mother’s day to everyone who has a mother, or is a mother. Especially my mom, and Danni’s friend Sam.

If you are out of work, just say you’re retired. It’s way more classy that way.

I don’t even try, I just press some buttons and talk into this microphone. Imagine what I could do if I actually tried! You should check out all the other podcasts I host, over at AotA, YATS, BOS and of course, HBP. In other Jamhole news, I hope you are still enjoying the fresh new look of the Jamhole. Everything we do, we do for you.

Did you guys enjoy listening to Ian from the Hot Box on episode 574? He had a great time and we’ll try to do that again sometime.

Hey, what happened to your Twitter account? Once Danni gets her Twitter straight, she’ll start letting people follow her again. In the meantime, follow my @groovyMat account, and @thejamhole!

Danni is now taking virgin applications to get fucked. If you are a virgin and need some help with that, get a hold of her.

The big news this week is that President Obama came out of the closet… on Twitter. Does anyone remember when he did this with medical marijuana just to get votes? I have a feeling most of you either don’t know, or don’t give a shit. Well, here we go again. I hope he raids the gays next, and not because I don’t like the gays, but because you all need to learn your lesson.

Does the media create your reality? Yes, and here’s proof. You are letting the media name your children. Stop being such cattle or welcome to Idiocracy.

Have you ever wondered what kind of drugs movie stars are doing while filming? Here’s a quick list.

Porn sites VS religious sites, which would you say is more safe for your computer? Let’s discuss in the comments.

Remember the Westboro Baptist Church? It’s about time someone stood up to them. Even if he’s only a nine year old kid. Thatta boy son, Jamholia salutes you.

Ladies and germs, I present you, the Poo Machine. Now that’s art. This isn’t just any poo machine, it’s a professional poo machine. That makes all the difference. I hope to see this thing on QVC one day.

Have you ever seen Newton’s Cradle? They are pretty fucking awesome. If you have one you don’t want anymore, send it to the Jamhole PO BOX.

If you are going to steal stuff, maybe don’t steal stuff that could contain nasty medical type shit.

Thanks for listening and we’ll talk to you soon! Leave us a message at 406.204.4687 or text me at 406.848.1739. Make sure you are subscribed to the show and check us out socially.

By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...

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