TJH 797: Chat Get Pussy Tonight

The Jamhole Ep 797
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“I will be here to troll you until you quit crypto.”

Today we find our heroes fresh out of their monthly board meeting and earnings call and right into the therapist chair. Let’s just say profits are down with the sickness and we’re doing the absolute best we can to survive the incoming emotional apocalypse. Stay safe, stay hungry, and most importantly, stay foolish!

Bard is not the most accurate, but no one will notice.

Have any of you had a chance to mess around with Google Bard? We did!

Memories! It’s been a long ass time since I’ve had to update my resume. Welp, the time is upon us, and the shits have been updated. Remember when I used to write for Stuff Stoners Like? I member.

Show of hands, who had a nervous breakdown this week? Can we get a little extra support for BJ during these trying times?

Montana Train Derailment
Montana Train Derailment Association

Not to be outdone by Ohio, Montana has a little train derailment of it’s own. Un Fucking Believable…

Fly Squatters

Just when you thought it was safe to squat. Squatters are squatting back. Check out the United Handyman Association on YouTube for the video on how to remove squatters in a day!

The Road was Flooded
In waterworld, the man with the boat is king. Sinking…

We are proud to present to you potentially the best self fulfilling prophecy in human history. Welcome to fucking water world.

If you had to pick between Maine or Florida, what’s your move? Come kick it with us in Jamholia and let’s discuss.

jumping spider homie
Best spider homie ever!

Jumping spiders are the next new hot summer pet. Arachnophobia be damned because they are just so damn cute. Is this for reals?

Have you ever seen someone fall off a chairlift? Yea, me either.

Unsanctioned Spider Sculpture Junko Playtime
Junko Playtime

Who sanctioned this shit? What’s that you say? It’s unsanctioned? Ok then.

Enjoy sneak listen of one of the first tracks off the new album project I’m working on. Imagine the smell!


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Project Survival
Project Survival

Check out my latest album Project Survival everywhere music is streamed or sold.

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